Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that
But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”
& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean
Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son
& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass
listen if the little mermaid 2023 did anything right it was ariel and eric... they were already a good couple in the original but fleshing him out and making him drawn to the ocean in a parallel to ariel being drawn to land is so good. and kind of increasing that human vs merfolk tension to make it this romeo & juliet love story. like sorry they kind of slayed there. eric sees ariel turn back into a mermaid in front of him and all he does is hold her tighter. they're both gigantic nerds. he's a foot taller than her. it's incredible.
dads
josh groban playing sweeney todd is great for many reasons but also because that means that this is who judge turpin shipped off to an australian penal colony.
and this is who came back 15 years later
i love nature because it won’t judge you. the animals and plants won’t say any comments that will offend you. they won’t look at you in a judgmental way. birds can’t be homophobic… people can.
The week between Christmas and New Years exists in a liminal dimension where neither your diet nor Spotify nor God can find you. Now is the time to be who you truly are. Dissolve into the sweet embrace of the void
that's literally princess diana
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