It’s The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year - Well, Unless You’re One Of Paris And Janeway’s Abandoned

Christmas on the Moon in Ed Emshwiller's cover art for Galaxy Science Fiction, December 1954.

You see, this is why I'm afraid to fall in love, you know why? Cuz what if we're not literally Odysseus and Penelope? What then? What am I supposed to do with my life?

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

If I had a nickel for every movie I have loved where a man from earth travels to another planet, integrates into an alien race who worships a goddess, marries a princess, and becomes a leader who wins a great battle, I'd have two nickels...which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

OH MY GOD WE GOT FED BY THE ICONIC DUO AND HE WON HIS FIRST AWARD FUCK YEEEAH !

Phil Lester serving butch lesbian aunt realness

lil baby hippo and penguin

"we've never fucked on youtube"

"you eat ass"

"think about the origins" "of what?" "of us!"

"our childhood"

a collection of things ¿ !!!!!

its what he deserves