That’s Fine I’m Fine.

dnp really are as parasocial about us as we are about them and it’s the funniest, most heartwarming thing ever knowing that while we’ve been calling them our besties for years, they do that too lol

Steve: Since you two are fighting and the team can’t take more of broody Bucky, I want both of you to write all the things you guys love about each other. *slides the pens and papers towards them*

Y/N: *starts writing*

Bucky: *scribbles one thing down and slides it back to Steve*

Steve: *reads it* Everything.

it was never about confirming a label. we know they love each other. it’s about the video game plushies and joining in on silly games together and hyping up each other’s dailybooths and inviting dan to Florida and indulging each other’s every whim and Japan and sunsets and ice cream and fucking FaceTiming for hours while Dan yaps about elden ring and being in each other’s every anecdote and Phil staying in the closet for a decade and buffy marathons and Anne Robinson themed New Year’s Eve party games and publicly not standing for each other’s low self esteem slander and the one nice smelling tiled candle for Dan’s birthday and remote crisis manager Phil and creative director Phil and you’re next to me in my life and

it’s not just that they love each other. it’s that they love each other so well

all the moons of 2024

one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it

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Me when I spend my life savings on merch

F it, they’re getting married

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Stab a politician day!!!!