“You Wouldn’t Last An Hour In The Asylum Where They Raised Me”

happy birthday to my fav gay person on my phone love you whatever 🧡

your crinkly eyes and joyful (albeit screeching) laugh make my day <3

#HappyBirthdayDan

This is the best edit I’ve ever seen in my life

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ITS PRIDE MONTH ITS PRIDE MONTH YALL BE GAY DO PRIDE I LOVE YOU GAY AROUND GAY AROUND DO PRIDE <3

some couples will cheat and fight and turn love into the most excruciating thing in the world for all to see. and these two pure souls are giggling at each other for 24 minutes straight cause one doesn't like liquorice and the other hates soup

listen if the little mermaid 2023 did anything right it was ariel and eric... they were already a good couple in the original but fleshing him out and making him drawn to the ocean in a parallel to ariel being drawn to land is so good. and kind of increasing that human vs merfolk tension to make it this romeo & juliet love story. like sorry they kind of slayed there. eric sees ariel turn back into a mermaid in front of him and all he does is hold her tighter. they're both gigantic nerds. he's a foot taller than her. it's incredible.

Just a silly lil stupid idea I wanted to share after Ithica saga because lord knows we need it after that

But just imagine after he gets home, Odysseus & Telemachus are playing on the beach & Telemachus decides to run into the water. Ody chases after him, but when he gets to the water’s edge it quickly recedes around him to the point where it’s obvious it’s avoiding him. & to be funny, Telemachus jokes “I think Poseidon’s afraid of you, father”

& without missing a beat, he goes “he doesn’t have to be. I’m home now” & now Telemachus is like 👀👀👀 cause what the hell is THAT supposed to mean

Odysseus just smirks & cups his hands around his mouth & yells something like “I promise I won’t stab you again!” What? He can show off & brag to his son

& then a huge wave crashes straight into Ody & knocks him flat on his ass

looks like someone is purring while sleeping

Who had warrior cats trending in the year of our lord 2024 on their bingo cards

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