Nothing In The World Makes Me More Evil Than Just Being Kind Of Annoyed

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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1 year ago
Cat Jpeg Made Me Emotional So I Drew It
Cat Jpeg Made Me Emotional So I Drew It

cat jpeg made me emotional so i drew it


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4 weeks ago

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps


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1 year ago

@lanseluofgusu this is so cute I love it

WOE ! Xianle Cooking Be Upon Ye !

WOE ! Xianle Cooking Be Upon Ye !


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1 year ago

Heaven Officials Blessing |Season two episode 10: The this latest episode is haunting me. [Sobbing emoji] @lanseluofgusu @genshin-ruined-my-life @sequinhaze

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3 months ago
“Back In The Eighties Dungeons Were Becoming A Thing In New York. Guys Would Pay A Lot Of Money To

“Back in the eighties dungeons were becoming a thing in New York. Guys would pay a lot of money to come there and have some dominatrix tell them what to do. I was making leather pencil skirts for a lot of the doms, with holes in the back so that guys could kiss their ass. One day I was fitting a dom named Asia, and I told her: ‘I bet I could make more money than you without wearing stuff like this.’ She bet me I couldn’t. It was all a big goof. But then I started really thinking about it. Asia was making $150 a session, and that was real money. So I did the same thing I always do when I get an idea. I just ran an ad in the back of the Village Voice. Most of these girls were advertising how young they were. So I used the word ‘mature.’ And I figured out how to write ‘Jewish Guys Welcome’ in Yiddish, and I put that at the bottom. It was some of the easiest money I ever made. I never let them touch me. All I had to do was be a bossy black woman. And I could do that easy because my mother had been such a bitch. I’d pretend to be a school teacher, or a nanny. It was the dumbest shit. I just kept inventing crazy scenarios. And the crazier the scenario, the more money I made. One time I heard about a dom on the Upper East Side who charged $3,000 a week to kidnap a guy and lock him in her basement. I didn’t have a basement, but I knew a limo driver named Dean who liked to hustle like me. So every time I got a call from a new client, I’d say: ‘You want to be kidnapped, don’t you?’ And he’d start stuttering like: ‘Duh, duh, duh, duh.’ And I’d say: ‘Listen to me closely. Stand on the corner of 5th and 18th tomorrow at 3 pm. Don’t be late.’ Then I’d call Dean and tell him the plan. It was always easy to spot the guy. He’d be the one checking his watch and looking scared as shit. So we’d roll up in the limo, grab him by the collar, and pull him inside. Then I’d lock the doors and start telling him what to do. Everything went down in the back of the limo. Dean just rolled up the partition and kept his eyes on the road. At the end I’d give him $100, because I was getting $250 for that.”

-Happy 81st birthday to Stephanie 'Tanqueray' Johnson. If you see her wheeling around Chelsea today wish her a happy birthday, and there is a nonzero chance she will give you a glow-in-the-dark dildo eraser. -Humans of New York


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2 weeks ago

Reblog this if your posts don't have expiration dates.

So that your followers know it’s okay to dig through your blog and send in memes, starters, or responses to opens days, weeks, or months after they’ve been first posted.


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4 months ago

Groundhog Day is a holiday in US and Canada (February 2nd). It comes from a superstition in which if a groundhog emerges from its burrow and sees its own shadow, it means that there will be six more weeks of winter; if it does not see its own shadow, spring will come early. The most widely recognized "official groundhog" is Punxsutawney Phil, who lives in Punxsutawney, PA (USA) with his wife, Phyllis, and two children. (Yes, the groundhog is married.)

This year, Phil predicted ❄️ more winter! ❄️

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.


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1 month ago

me: "Given how quickly the announcement is made following the white smoke, I imagine the Cardinals all go in with a desired name, just in case they're chosen."

my coworker: "Ah, yes, their popesona."


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