"Pride Month Is Over"

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Y'know what, women..... you're alright.

This morning, I got up and went to shovel snow, and I immediately had such bad abdominal cramps that I threw up.

But before I threw up, I was sitting in the bathroom for a while whining like a dog from the pain and trying to NOT throw up. And I thought: This is what women must feel like, when they get cramps.

And in my pain induced hallucination, I saw the Big 4 of Womanhood before me: Joan of Arc. Rosa Parks. Cleopatra. And a Dog Girl.

This is how our conversation went:

Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, and Cleopatra: "Now you know what we feel like."

Me: "This sucks."

Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, and Cleopatra: "Yeah."

Me: "This blows super hard."

Dog Girl: "Yubi yubi!"

So y'know what women, maybe you're not so bad after all..

(Does a cool little upward nod at you like the kind guys usually do at each other)

Maybe we can overcome our differences.

And I will let you be my ally.

Just noticed i didn't posted our queen Janine yet and decidete to fix it. I need to post more about her since I luv her very much <3

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Soo... Egon in KNY style.

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

Can you pretty please drop your blues brother headcanons? :>

Sorry it took me so long to answer this HAKDHFJFBDNS

[Just a note, these are my personal hc's and that's just how I interpret both Jake and Elwood]

|| Jake ||

• Gluttonous bitch (that's obvious if you think only someone like him would ask for 4 fried chickens and a coke)

• He would actually enjoy sweets, but he'll be very selective.

• Scrappy and vindictive fella. Better avoid messing with him, or Elwood.

• Can't stand kids. Or doesn't like them to an extent, feeling very uncomfy around them.

• Following the vindictive thing: I picture him as being quite protective of Elwood, probably more when they were kids and maybe teenagers. So, mess with his brother, mess with him too (and get your ass kicked)

• Bisexual. Just has a preference for women

• W h o r e (I don't think I need to explain why)

• He isn't very physically affectionate (or very affectionate in general) I actually think he's a bit uncomfy with that kind of affection.

• Very athletic guy (he just gets fucked up by cigars😔☝️☝️)

• Alcoholic yes, but not the kind to be a complete stupid when drunk 🗿💥

• Gets sick often, goes through a living hell when this happens.

• Dyslexic (I think this is canon actually), still has a bit of problems bc of this.

• Jake is actually a very emotional guy, the fact that he's all tough and allat it's just a way to hide it👁️

• HISTORY NERDDDD (no one knows about this besides Elwood, it's also pointed out in I think the BB Private book he has potential for history sooooo)

• Bro's got the ADHD

• And he's also a gang history nerd hehehe

|| Elwood ||

• Very calm, reserved guy (maybe an introvert).

• Tends to fix Jake's tie quite often.

• Eats way less than you think, very low quantities of food (he's healthy dw)

• On the contrary to Jake, Elwood is more of a kids guy. So maybe he's the one to deal with all the kids on the orphanage while Jake just silently goes away lol.

• He knows how to defend himself quite well so that's not a worry for him. The one thing that actually worries him is Jake always defending him, since it always ends up with the latter being quite fucked up (he's insisted Jake to stop, he won't listen🗿)

• He has more of a 'Dad Face' as in, ppl will always confuse Elwood with being the dad of some random kid (not random anymore in BB2k☝️☝️)

• HETEROCHROMIA

• Following the latter, I think he might've been uncomfortable with this for a while, mostly on his early years thanks to Catholic beliefs. He's just more comfortable with the sunglasses on.

• He's got the weird math teacher vibe (he's great in math as shown in BB Private)

• Also he's a great mechanic, he has definitely tinkered with the Bluesmobile

• In the 90s he'd probably managed to get a job as a mechanic, u won't change my mind oUgh

• A u t i s m (we love him)

• As in the 90's, he's definitely bickering all the time with Buster lol

• He's now got the dad's personality, yell at the kid for him to give you the wrench when fixing the car/j/hj

• Might still miss Jake, but at least he's being happy with his new family

• Bluesmobile is just that resistant bc of Elwood's lot of work and love he's put into it (u could say the car gets its soul thanks to Elwood)