Xiao Ge’s Top Priority Is Wu Xie, Everyone Else Comes Second (part 1)

Caught pampering.

If your man is thai, in the engineering department in college, plays guitar, and rides a motorcycle, that's not your man. That's another man's man😂😂😂

Bison be like I kill people for living but I draw the line at breaking and entering 😭😭😭

From useless (derogatory)

to useless (affectionate)

I love their relationship. Look at them smiling at each other. Look how much they have both grown. Look how happy they are

Novels I read for the audiodrama cover art

judge a book by the cover of its adaptation ~

钟情 by 静水边 on Mao'er FM -- We have dragons, capes, and swords, in space! Are they real or symbolic? What genre is this actually? I never read a space-themed danmei or any original guide/sentinel stories, so this picture totally hooked me for the novelty.

心眼 by 北南 on Manbo-- This cover art actually sketches out a story instead of "just vibes". Why is this guy leaving? Why did the other person take until the train station to try to stop him? Are the big red headphones over the ears important symbolism to contrast or complement the "eyes" in the title?

我成了虐文女主她亲哥/I Became the Older Brother of the Heroine in an Abusive Novel by 刘狗花 on Mao'er FM -- You can just tell the boy in white is Best Boy™ who deserves ALL the cookies and encouraging pats on the head. The boy in blue is obviously trying to be cool and ready to bite the head off anyone who is mean to Best Boy™, so he also deserves cookies and a pat on the head.

督主有病/Governor’s Illness by 杨溯 on Mao'er FM -- Bare branches, autumn leaves, and dramatic winds. Based on my years of watching c-drama, two people looking at each other like this under a pavilion are almost certainly headed for a dramatic and/or tragic confrontation. This picture is promising beautiful, poetic angst.

君有疾否/Jun You Ji Fou by 如似我闻– on Mao'er FM -- That gremlin's little smile and adoring expression while he plays with his partner's hair! The intimacy implied by the the bare forearm, loose hair, and untied cloak! The reservation and uncertainty in one partner's expression, contrasted with their physical closeness! This relationship is going to be so much to unpack!

Pondering whether I should start treating 7 seas danmei translations like pokemon and y'know buy them all.

ok now i come to think about it i find it very funny that in this fix-it-cardiac-arrest timeline great made sure to also kill his mother

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I love his reactions😭😭

"More questions than answers."

山河令 Concert D2 in a Nutshell

Where all the older men in the cast ship WenZhou and GJ/ZZH are worried about whether they’d be allowed to broadcast

Han Han & Jun Jun: *sweats nervously* Uncles there are laws in place-

Heizi, Wang Ruolin & Huang Youming: IT IS TRUE LOVE! BEST WISHES!