It's Still So Strange To Me How Apparently Taboo It Is To Like A Post On Someone's Instagram From A Month

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

Cas: i love you 🥺

Dean (especially) for the past few days on tumblr dot com:

[ID: a newscaster on TV, sitting at a desk and holding papers with both hands while looking at the viewer. The words “breaking news” are written in all caps on the screen behind him. End ID]

Gen Z culture is doing something really specific and then discovering that a lot of other people do that and that said behaviour is a trauma response and not something normal that you do just because you want to. 

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

it's officially "salt air and the rust on your door" month

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

pls rb/reply if you avoid major character death like the PLAGUE because i sure do