I Would Have Played Pretend On The Playground With All Of U Btw

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You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Bitches be like "I don't feel too good today" but it's just an excuse to stay home and read gay fanfiction

It's me, I'm Bitches

Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.

I panicked when I saw ao3 was trending because that usually means it’s down

But luckily it was not