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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

I'm crying from laughing so hard, this improv is so damn hilarious omfg lol

I don't even care what the plot is, it's going on my tbr

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

get in losers, we're going to annotate classic literature with gen z vocab

it's officially "salt air and the rust on your door" month

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

fine i'll do it the vintage tumblr way.

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