Nikolas-redacted - Ok-i-guess

it’s me. i’m bitches

bitches be like "this is my comfort book <3" and it's a book that makes them feel like they're walking through hell handed by satan himself

loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE

Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

yea sex is great but have you ever had your favorite fanfic be updated after months of silence.

if you think about it, every song is actually about [current hyperfixation]

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.

You know when someone goes through your blog on a mass like-spree for a fandom? I love those like, 19 notifications in a row. it’s like “Ah, I see you’re well into a fixation. God bless.”