It is with heavy heart that we regret to inform you that the initial report on beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure did, in fact, occur on this day ten years ago. One decade, comin' right up. Of course, it wasn't until a year later that the practice of categorizing our blorbos as cinnamon rolls began.
Tumblr, wherever you are on this Tuesday, please enjoy the swirly breads.
I want rali to lay on top of me.......pleasse....need her,,...
The masses need wawee blanket
rali uwwaaaa. you agree
absolutely devastated to find this with reblogs turned off. I need it for my 413 celebration.
Beth
I like doing instant wins. Reblog, if you’d be so kind. Beth needs her time to shine.
they did surgery on a pangolin girl as well
Wowie.. Tong..
tits are great and all, don’t get me wrong, but where’s the HRT to give me a bifurcated jaw and a three-foot-long tongue? I could be contributing to great scientific advancement in the fields of french kissing and oral sex if only I were liberated from these constraints.
Shipfall
Ancient, derelict colony ships that never made it to the surface litter the low orbit of Dolores 18b. Occasionally pieces of them burn up in blinding beauty as they enter the atmosphere at last!
(You nod furiously.)