at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.
woe, divine intervention upon ye
people in the notes of that porn addiction post like "i've had men jerk off to porn when i was right here being sexually available" and beyond the idea that not wanting to have sex is some sort of pathology (bad), like... do you really not understand the difference between sex and masturbation?
sex is a social action, doing it means you are taking the needs, desires, and wellbeing of the person you're fucking into account. it takes a certain amount of mental energy and a certain mood to do that? pulling up xhamster and cranking it is like, using similar body parts, but its a completely different task.
if you're with a guy and you're expecting sex with him to be basically him masturbating with your body, well... that's something that needs to be specified and negotiated ahead of time, not the default assumption for sex.
A footjob is not enough, I need a footcareer
yeah we love the “the trans women gets to feel loved” sexual fantasy but i think we should talk more about the “the dominant trans woman is allowed to be dominant and outright about what she wants without being made to feel like a predator” sexual fantasy
NOOOOOOOOOOO
i hope he makes it
NO!!!!!!!!
Beth
I like doing instant wins. Reblog, if you’d be so kind. Beth needs her time to shine.
original by @play-now-my-lord
Wowie.. Tong..
tits are great and all, don’t get me wrong, but where’s the HRT to give me a bifurcated jaw and a three-foot-long tongue? I could be contributing to great scientific advancement in the fields of french kissing and oral sex if only I were liberated from these constraints.
I thought I should restore an old post that was erased along with my old account
Deltarune: EVERAFTER - a little funny idea that came into my head.
The Dark Worlds here are based on various fairty tales instead of contents in their rooms.
For example, the kingdom of Ralsei takes the "Little Red Riding Hood" as it's core, which is why the heroes of legend acquire new unique outfits.