Unhinged 30 Days Of Otherkin Challenge: DAYS 4-5

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Sorry about the rant I'm just SO sick of this "we have to be on all the time never look away if you aren't upset about politics and traumatizing yourself watching people die on Twitter you're wrong and complicit and evil" like I know things are fucked and we need to stay angry but we can do that while also taking a minute to crack open a cold one with the boys or have gay sex or get tipsy at the line dance, we HAVE to have joy to remember why the fuck we're refusing to give up in the first place. Fight like hell for your loved ones and then also go home with them to smoke weed and drink sweet tea and make biscuits covered in honey and butter please, please don't deprive yourself of joy, you're allowed to be happy BEFORE the work is done. You're allowed to be happy.

As an ice dragon.... Probably permafrost?? But I would never actually seek it out as a meal or anything obviously

Alternatively, glacial sediment. Or sand/mud from lakebeds/riverbeds/seafloors. I could see those getting in my mouth when I eat, as I'm partially aquatic and most of my hunting takes place underwater.

I would prefer not to eat dirt tho thankyou

30 days of Unhinged Otherkin Challenge Day 01: what type of dirt would your kintype eat?

Well, lets see. As a Cybertronian, we don't really "eat dirt" per se.. though, we do consume plenty of minerals and types of rock.

As a canine/feline/vulpine entity, perhaps accidental dirt...? Such as, dirt that flies up into your snout when you're digging or rolling in the mud! Yes!

The strong desire to fly above the trees in the middle of the night, wind stirring the thick fur that keeps me warm. A gap parting the trees for a river flowing away from a basin at the foot of a waterfall. Thirsty, I dive down, and before I hit water, I transform from a winged wolf into a water dragon. From beneath the water I swim to the waterfall and surface. I relish the way the water falls onto my scales. The underwater currents swirling around my body. The water from the waterfall is cool, crisp, and tastes so refreshing, befitting the thirst of a creature as majestic as I.

So I tilt my head up to drink from the falls, open my mouth, and GAWSGAHRWGLRASGH that yummy wator.

aimlessly looking for dragonkin stuff makes me upset. Some people only thought of the most typical of it all don’t yall???

(so mad I would breath fire EXCEPT I DO NOT! Not every dragon have breath weapon! Not every dragon are of fire element! Not every dragon are scaley spikey membranous winged lizard! Not every dragon hoards or are into crystal, gold, and what have you!!!!)

ME

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

Oops wait I did this wrong I didn't look at the main post... Did the first 2 days on day 1

I am a fool and I have forever brought shame upon my bloodline

vätskorna

Had to go on an investigation to find out wtf this meant

Apparently I'm The Liquids™️

I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.

-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል

Unhinged 30 Days of Otherkin Challenge: DAY 9

DAY 9: are you smaller or larger than a breadbox?

Breadboxes tremble in fear before my mighty stature. I look down upon them with disgust. The notion that I could ever be contained within the meager bounds of a vessel for moldy wheat simply REPELS me.