Bakugou’s head pounded as he struggled to fit his front door key into the lock, roughly smashing it against the cold metal until it clicked. Practically falling into his house as he strumbled to regain his balance, fuckin’ dunce face and his happy hour strawberry daiquiris. He’d always told him that those drinks were the most lethal, the ones that would really get you in trouble.
He hadn’t planned on going out to celebrate his birthday, perfectly content with spending the evening at home cooking his favourite mapu tofu and watching reruns of the American All Might documentary; but instead he’d found himself at a dingy dive bar surrounded with all his friends who insisted on plying him with drinks. Practically groaning at the puppy dog eyes Kirishima had given him when he’d returned with a tray of shots, “You need to let yourself relax and unwind a little, Bakubro! It’s not good keeping yourself so pent up.”
And perhaps his best friend was right.
Collapsing onto his bed as he attempted to struggle out of his jeans, barely able to unbutton them before giving up with his chest heaving. For fucks sake, the room was spinning. It didn’t help that his cock was stood proudly at half mast, bulging beneath the denim and desperate for some sweet relief. He’d spent the entire day bricked up, and the alcohol had only worsened the sensation.
Bakugou unlocked his cellphone to check for the time, wincing when a bright 1:49AM flashed across the screen. But even more glaringly obviously was the influx of notifications that had caught his eye, a multitude of them replying to a post that in his drunken stupor he hadn’t even realised he had sent.
Replies:
Reply from @kweenkatsuki-fics just head, king?
Reply from @kingkatsuki who knew Dynamight was such a slut?
Reply from @saturnsorbits thought you said you weren’t that desperate, huh?
Reply from @bakugotrashpanda video attached, hit me up
Reply from @strafepanzer anyone will do huh?
Reply from @katsukikitten picture attached, location shared, cum here
A Bakugou Birthday Bash Collab!!!!! A mix of smut and crack fics we've whipped up and hope you enjoy! Please be sure to check back for the fics on the mentioned blogs! Fics will be posted around Bakugou's birthday! 420 blaze it 🍃
Intro written by @kingkatsuki
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Being Sukuna’s girlfriend is not always easy. He’s the type to show his love rarely, but when he does, it’s aggressive, to say the least.
You’ll often wake up with his large hand wrapped around your neck, his warm fingers just long enough to reach around your entire throat. At first, it was startling—a demon man you just started dating who shows basically no affection is choking you in your sleep? Was he trying to kill you and just got tired half way through??
All of your questions cease although, the moment you find out why he does this. You decided to pretend to be asleep one night as you were lying in his royal chambers, covered in love bites from moments before when he decided to suckle and nip at your skin—another strange way he shows his love for you. Your eyes flutter shut as soon as you hear him walk out of the bathroom, knowing he’s just finished brushing his teeth and is now ready for bed.
The mattress dips when he lies down next to you, inches away at first, but when you feel his large frame hover over your face to make sure you’re asleep, he moves right up against your back. You’re surprised to feel one of his muscular arms wrap tightly around your waist, the other reaching under your head so that you’re essentially using him as a pillow. His chest rumbles lowly when his hand moves below your chin, fingers carefully wrapping around your throat as usual.
You’re waiting for a squeeze, the tip of one of his nails jutting into your skin, or even a few harsh words in your ear. But all you feel next is his fingers tightening slowly, the tip of his index hovering just above your pulse point, before pressing into your soft, pliant skin. You feel your heart race against the pad of his finger, then another rumble from his chest against your back.
“Mine,” he whispers gently, before running his thumb over the soft edge of your jawline. He then presses one last kiss to the top of your head before lying his head down and closing his eyes.
Let’s just say, you never question his weird, sometimes animalistic, possession over you; because in reality, he’s just a big guy who doesn’t know how to express his unyielding love for you.
It’s givinggggggg tiger!sukuna. Should I…explore the waters of that concept more? I probably will despite the reaction to this💪🏻🫡
Michael Kaiser is a popular man indeed, he have all the things he wants. But there's just someone.. just someone who he can not have. He was indeed irritated but he can't help but actually fall for her.
How to make an empress (emperor) fall inlove with you - guide by Alexis Ness
no.1: Always compliment her.
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You we're just minding your own business, not until a certain soccer player sat infront of you.
"Why hello there, Meine Liebe, you're looking beautiful as always." Kaiser said while smirking
"What do you want this time, kaiser?"
You we're always suspicious of him, like why would he always flirt with you? You're his Assistant for heaven's sake!
"Oh? Can't i compliment a pretty girl?"
Kaiser was always like this, giving you compliments everytime he sees you.
"i mean, you can but like.. it's kind of creepy."
Oof.
Now that hurts his ego like literally. He didn't expect that someone, especially his assistant would say that! He expected you to blush not hurt his ego!
While on your side, you we're weirded out by his silence. It has been 5 minutes and it seems that you left him stunned. You couldn't stand the uncomfortable silence so you just left while saying a quiet goodbye.
--
no.1: Always compliment her - Failed
no.2: Always give her gifts.
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Now, with Kaiser gift giving is easy to him, he's rich after all. But the problem is, what do you like?
He was observing you 24/7 just to see what you like or what's your interests.
But he just couldn't find out what you like! So, there's only one choice...
"darling, i just can't help but ask, what are the things you like?"
Kaiser was expecting something fancy or something expensive, and your answer trully caught him off guard.
"I don't know.. food or something memorable..?"
Again, you left him stunned. He was thinking, what was your favorite foods? How can you gift someone something memorable??
Now with you, again uncomfortable with the silence, you just left.
--
no.2: Always give her gifts - Failed.
no.3: Always take her out on a date.
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Now this is the hard part, Kaiser is popular indeed and that part is the problem. how can he take you out on a date without anyone recognizing him!?
Well, you being the usual "stoic" assistant, gave him an idea.
"Kaiser, the manager told me to tell you to book a reservation for a private event." That's it!! He will take you out on a private date on a 5 Star Restaurant!
"I'm so smart" that was all kaiser was thinking.
"Kaiser?? Are you listening?" You we're waving your hands infront of his face.
"let's go on a date." That was a bold move indeed, but again, you we're used to this.
"sure, but we'll have to find a reservation for the event." Well, that was easy. He though he had to convince you.
Kaiser noticed something.. it's like.. wait- we're you smiling?? Your smile looks so cute.. he'll have to make you smile often.
"you should smile often, Meine Liebe." Your smile turned into a frown.
"congratulations for ruining the mood."
no.3: Always take her out on a date - Mission accomplished!
no.3 part 2: find interesting topics to talk with her.
Kaiser couldn't find any interesting topics.
He knows you have no interest in football yet you're a assistant of a soccer player. I mean, money is money i guess.
So he decided to risk something.
"Darling, do you hve any interest in dating?"
Oh.
Dating.. your mind was always on making money 24/7 to the point that dating is nothing for you.
Now, this time he left YOU stunned.
Kaiser now feels kind of shit and uncomfortable. He couldn't stand the uncomfortable silence and the awkwardness between the both of you.
"well.. I don't mind dating.. as long as my partner will treat me good." Finally, you talked.
"will you date me if i treat you good?" Wtf. That came out of nowhere. Kaiser didn't know how and why he told you that.
Kaiser was embarrassed! he wished that he had shut his mouth so you wouldn't be uncomfortable! But he was surprised by your answer.
"Yeah." A simple "yeah" caught him off guard, yet again.
"but there's a special test for you, michael." That was the first time you called him by his first name.
"well, what's that 'special test' for me, darling?" Kaiser was confident that he could pass that "special test".
"you should be yourself if you want me to fall for you." Well, again, that caught him off guard.
He was shocked! How can you say that while having that stupid pretty smile on your face!
But.. how could he say no to that challenge? He wants you to be his, and he wants to be yours. And he's The Michael Kaiser for heaven's sake!
"Very well then, challenge accepted."
anime masterlist. - navigation.
yoichi isagi x f!reader 𑣲 quickie
cw: 18+ content, rushed sex, im not good at picking up on characteristics so forgive me if anything i write is out of character for isagi!
minors do not interact
you and your boyfriend isagi were supposed to be going out for dinner with isagis parents later that evening at a restaurant. yet, you and isagi both got yourselfs pretty worked up from an earlier on quick little make out session.
now, you were in isagis bed, his dick deep inside you as his mom knocks on his bedroom door telling him you both need to hurry up. isagis hand covered your mouth. “one minute mom!” he exclaimed. his mom replied saying they were gonna wait in the car. once isagi was sure they had all gone to wait, he started moving again, taking his hand off your mouth. “g-gosh..s’ close..” you mumbled, your wet pussy clenching around isagis cock as you neared ur orgasm.
“i know, baby..ah-..m’ close too..” isagi groaned, picking up his pace as he rushed.
isagi held onto your waist, your arm draped over your face as you moaned and squirmed beneath him. his cock stretching you out deliciously as he pumped in and out of your pretty little pussy. sweat sticking to his forehead, and yours. isagi hated that he had to rush sex, he would’ve preferred a more intimate time. but he couldn’t go to dinner with his parents with a stiffy.
once you both reached ur orgasms, you cleaned yourselves up and sorted out your clothes, heading down to the car outside.
“were here mom!”
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pairing. seishiro nagi x f!reader
summary. you’re not a usually a gamer girl, occasionally playing the sims or roblox, so imagine your surprise when a clip of you & your best friend goes viral for talking shit to who you imagined was a 12 year old kid, but actually a popular streamer with a territorial fan base and of all place, on dress to impress.
warnings. basically just crack & fluff, nagi is a lil toxic at the start, swearing
14 | invitation
☁︎. a few days later
navigation. virtually yours
next chapter. 15
author’s note. i can’t believe this is almost finished omg, next chapter will be fully written :)
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dating rumors immediately started going around after influencer and model! reader and pro soccer player! isagi yoichi had taken a picture together at one of the athlete’s recent matches.
of course, it all started with isagi admitting on an interview with a popular late night show host that his celebrity crush was you. after all, he loved how you laughed a lot in your videos, and also had a wonderful smile. not to mention you were drop dead gorgeous, no wonder why you were the face of popular designer brands like van cleef, louis vuitton, christian louboutin, and chanel!
the two of you began talking after the clip went viral and caught your attention (you had been tagged thousands of times by your fans, a lot of them in ship edits of the two of you). however, it was nothing more than friends until the athlete invited you to his soccer match against the infamous manshine (manchester) city.
isagi’s team proudly claimed victory thanks to his many assists and final goal, but it seemed that the sole picture of the two of you that you posted on your instagram went more viral than the football club’s win.
both you and isagi’s PR teams were stressing about what to do with the media, and it didn’t help that you replied to a comment saying “i sense a WAG 🤭” with “it’s not like that 😔” to which many people replied: “watch, this won’t age well” and boy were they right
just a month later, isagi had posted a picture of him wearing a clean white-collared long sleeve shirt that wrapped around his muscles well, along with a designer belt and black pants. he appeared to be sitting in a chair, but what caught everyone’s attention was the red lipstick kiss stain left on his neck. the caption didn’t help either: “okay so we’re not just friends”
his fans immediately left to see your page, and your fans immediately left to see his page after your instagram post: a picture of you with a black dress and white bag, wearing red lipstick, the same shade on isagi’s neck.
the top comment? “this is what i call a hard launch”
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a/n: i’m still thinking about when i called my guy best friend ness on accident because his first name is alexis and he looked at me like 😐
header credits go to mendokucha on twitter!
moving was hectic and busy, so busy that you had forgotten to text roommate! isagi that plans changed and you would be moving in at 8 PM instead of 2 PM. he was wondering why you weren’t responding to your texts and not answering your calls for six hours (to which you felt terribly sorry for doing so and apologized about it later), as he spent the whole day embracing himself for an awkward introduction.
but instead of one, you open the door to your new shared apartment to the sight of roommate! isagi in nothing but a towel slung low on his hips as he stood there in the kitchen eating fruits, dumbfounded at your unexpected arrival.
that was six months ago. since then, the two of you had fallen into an easy rhythm of late-night kitchen conversations about your days, movie marathons, playful teasing that sometimes felt like something more.
and then there were the accidents. the way you would turn too quickly and find yourself chest-to-chest with him in the hallway. the way he would purposely leave the bathroom door open a crack with the light off to have you walk in on him post-shower, thinking he was done, but he was really just “touching up his hair.” or the way his voice dropped when he said your name.
you told yourself it was nothing. but then came your first storm together.
the power had gone out, leaving your apartment in darkness, but the worst part? you were in the middle of showering.
“you okay? need light?” you hear roommate! isagi ask you from outside the bathroom door, knocking.
“yes please, i can barely see anything,” you respond, but since the door is locked, you have no choice but to step out of the shower, wrap yourself in a towel, and get a light from the boy yourself.
however, when you open the door, you don’t see your roommate. where’d he go? before you turn the corner of the hallway and call for his name, you collide into muscle and the lantern in his hand turns on.
his mouth practically gapes at the sight of you with wet hair and just a towel on, droplets of water still scattered across the smooth surface of your skin. your round exposed shoulders and parted lips are enough to send him reeling and he nearly drops the lantern.
“thanks,” you say, oblivious to his reaction and taking the lantern to the bathroom with you to continue your shower.
what you didn’t even realize was how this small interaction confirmed his feelings for you were real.
the planned movie night was no longer a go because of the power outage, leaving the two of you sitting on the couch with nothing else to do. the heater was also turned off, causing you to shiver from the entering winter cold.
“you’re shivering,” roommate! isagi murmured, his voice husky. he reached for you, his hands sliding around your waist and pulling you closer.
you should have moved away. you should have made a joke, kept it light like always. but instead, you pressed against him, your fingers trailing over his chest, your breath catching when his lips hovered just inches from yours.
he murmured your name, his voice thick with something you had only dreamed about. it made your brain hazy.
"yeah?" you reply, fingers curling into the fabric of his white t-shirt.
"i can't –" his mouth crashed into yours, hot and insistent, his hands gripping your hips as he pulled you onto his lap.
he wouldn’t stop until you knew what true passion and heat felt like.
by the time you two broke apart, gasping for air, his forehead resting against yours, you knew there was no going back.
"well," you sighed, grinning. "guess we’re more than roommates now.”
the black-haired boy chuckled, his thumb tracing your lower lip. "what do you mean? we’ve always been more than roommates."
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a/n: i love me a good roommates to lovers trope :p AND I'M SORRY IDK WHERE THE HEADER IMAGE IS FROM ☹️
a master list for filthy confessions that you admit...
𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚
𓆩𓆪 public sex.𓆩𓆪 fishing.𓆩𓆪 three sum.𓆩𓆪 boxer kink.
𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨
𓆩𓆪 sub! gojo.𓆩𓆪 manipulative gojo.𓆩𓆪 slut affair.𓆩𓆪 boxer kink.
𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢
𓆩𓆪 cumdump.𓆩𓆪 slut affair.𓆩𓆪 boxer kink.𓆩𓆪 three sum.
𝐭𝐨𝐣𝐢
𓆩𓆪 three sum.𓆩𓆪 step mom.𓆩𓆪 boxer kink.
𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐨
𓆩𓆪 breeding.𓆩𓆪 slut affair.𓆩𓆪 boxer kink.
𝐦𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐢
𓆩𓆪 step mom.𓆩𓆪 boxer kink.
𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐨
in progress...
𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐢
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𝐲𝐮𝐭𝐚
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in progress...
my requests are always open for filthy, kinky fantasies.
lk i just posted smth else anonymous but could you make a isagi bday special pretty pls
like reader make a plan to go hang out as a date and when he gets home he’s surprised with a little party with him and his friends/family.
you have free rein with everything else lol
a/n: i love my man
isagi barely had time to kick off his cleats before you practically tackled him at the door, arms wrapping around his waist as you beamed up at him.
“happy birthday, birthday boy!” you cheered, rocking side to side while still latched onto him.
he huffed a laugh, dropping his bag and pressing a kiss to your forehead. “you’re way too excited for my birthday.”
“of course i am!” you grinned, finally pulling back to let him breathe. “now, hurry up and shower. we have a date to go on!”
“a date?” he blinked, tilting his head. “weren’t we just gonna have dinner at home?”
“nope, i made a special plan for your special day.” you grinned mischievously, and he could already tell you were up to something. “now, go, go! i need you clean and smelling good.”
he snorted but obeyed, letting you push him toward the bathroom while you busied yourself in the kitchen, making sure everything was ready. when he emerged, fresh and slightly damp from his shower, he was greeted by the sight of you holding up a neatly wrapped scarf.
“what’s this?” he asked, suspicious.
“a blindfold.”
“i – what?”
“trust the process, isagi yoichi.”
with an exasperated sigh but a fond smile, he let you tie it over his eyes, and soon enough, you were leading him out the door. “this isn’t a murder plot, right?” he joked as you carefully guided him to your destination. “because rin told me once that you look like the type to commit a crime of passion.”
“oh my gosh, what?” you cackled. “first of all, rude. second of all, no. but if i were, you’d never see it coming.”
“that’s not comforting!”
ignoring his protests, you finally reached your planned date spot: a cute little arcade, which, conveniently, was close enough to home for your surprise to work seamlessly. removing his blindfold, you gestured grandly to the flashing lights and game machines.
“tadaaa! birthday boy gets to play whatever he wants!”
his eyes widened with childlike excitement. “seriously?”
“seriously.” you smirked, holding up a cup filled with tokens. “but fair warning, i’m gonna destroy you in every game.”
“you’re talking big for someone who lost in air hockey last time.”
“what are you talking about? that was rigged.”
and just like that, the two of you dove into battle. from racing games to claw machines, to an absolutely ruthless dance battle where you may or may not have tripped over your own foot, the date was filled with laughter and competitiveness. isagi, of course, had to show off his accuracy skills in a shooting game, and you had to flex your button-mashing abilities in a classic fighting game.
by the end of it, he was grinning so wide his cheeks probably hurt, pockets filled with tiny prizes he’d won (including a ridiculous keychain of a cat wearing sunglasses that you insisted was “his energy in an item”).
“okay, that was actually the best,” he admitted as you both walked back home. “thank you.”
“ah ah ah, not done yet.” you shot him another mischievous smile, quickening your pace. he furrowed his brows but followed, only to be met with a pitch-dark apartment when you stepped inside.
“huh?” he muttered. “did we forget to –”
“SURPRISE!!”
the lights flicked on, revealing a small but lively gathering of his closest friends and family. bachira was the first to practically launch himself at isagi, clinging onto him like a koala.
“happy birthday, isagiii! i missed you so much today, man. did she treat you well? did she pamper you? did she give you birthday kisses?” he looked right over at you, making you roll your eyes playfully.
“get off me, bachira,” isagi laughed, though he didn’t push him away.
“we got you a cake, yoichi,” his mother piped up from the side, smiling warmly. “but first, you should eat real food before you fill up on sugar.”
“yeah, yeah,” rin muttered, arms crossed. “and don’t expect me to sing. i was forced to be here.”
“you love me, rin,” isagi teased, to which rin merely scoffed and looked away.
“you guys took your time, huh?” nagi yawned from the couch.
reo smacked his arm. “don’t fall asleep yet.”
“yeah, we gotta get to the gifts!” bachira added excitedly, finally detaching himself from isagi. “we all got you something super cool.”
“oh?” isagi glanced at you curiously. “did you plan all this?”
“maybe,” you said with a smug smile. “but it wasn’t just me. everyone helped.”
his heart swelled at the thought. he never expected anything grand for his birthday, just spending time with you would have been more than enough. but this? this was perfect.
as the night went on, filled with food, laughter, and some absolutely terrible karaoke courtesy of sendou and shidou, isagi found himself staring at you from across the room, feeling a warmth he couldn’t quite put into words.
when the cake was brought out and everyone sang (yes, even rin, begrudgingly), he blew out his candles, making a silent wish.
later, when it was just the two of you, curled up on the couch after everyone had left, he murmured, “this was the best birthday i’ve ever had.”
“really?” you poked his cheek. “better than last year when i let you win in mario kart?”
“you didn’t let me win.”
“… okay, maybe not.”
he chuckled, pressing a soft kiss to your lips. “thank you, seriously.”
“anything for my birthday boy.” you grinned. “same time next year?”
“definitely.”
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Having the Number One pro hero as your boyfriend is not easy.
Especially when you're a pro hero yourself.
And especially when your relationship is supposed to be a secret.
And even more especially when your boyfriend needs to be around you every second of every day like his life depends on it.
Izuku's a sweet man, he always has been and always will be. But sweet isn't even close to the word someone could use to describe how he treated you. In fact, even infatuated wouldn't be sufficient.
But Izuku's love has a price. He knows you can damn well defend yourself (trust me, he probably knows best after you almost stabbed him by accident when he came home in the middle of the night with no warning)—but still, he worries.
Which is why, much to his chagrin more than your own, you kept your relationship hidden from the public.
But like I said, Izuku's love for you is a force stronger than One for All itself.
So you can imagine this 'secret relationship' thing didn't really work out..
It was after a mission, a big operation in the city - the heroes had won but barely.
You were all exhausted.
And your boyfriend Pro Hero Deku more than most.
You were talking with a reporter, trying to reassure the civilians that everything was now resolved, when Izuku stumbles over and just starts peppering your face with kisses tiredly, the battle taking so much out of him that he forgets where he is.
he just wants his baby :(
All you can really do is stand there and take it, face bright red as a stunned cameraman and civilians start snapping photos and taking videos of the affectionate pro hero.
...Good thing you can defend yourself.
A/N: Deku's not one of my favs heh but he's such a sweetheart we need more loverboys in the world 😔
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