Guess Who Got In Trouble For Messing With The Dead Turkey

“Don’t straighten your hair it will damage and never be curly again!” Okay. Tell it to hurry up and damage!!!

let’s listen to mama

the cheese reveal!!! (But please don’t call it squishy plastic cheese filled with slime. It’s name is Frankenstein, ok?)

from The Erotics of Trent Reznor by Jude Doyle

Agkkkkk ggrrrrrrr grrrrrrr grr!!!!! I want to go home !

me: auuugh I’m so sad. I have no friends and I’m so constantly lonely

my brain: have you tried making friends and NOT pushing EVERYONE out of your life…

me: no… but ill whine on tumblr instead…

The relatable moment when you take so much Benadryl you let a possum into your house