Them: Dont Get Your Belly Scratched Girllll… Its Only Monday What Are You Doing

Woof woof woof says the dog that tried to overdose on medicine and then realized it’s night time so that’s a terrible idea. WOW says the dog, oh wow ow ow owwwwwww bow wow meow meow kaaaaapow said the dog that’s REALY good at rhyming

There was no inherent taste of the cards, mostly just the milk🤤🤤🤤🤤

When I was 11 I ate half a pack of uno cards and it took me 3 months. And I soaked them in milk so they would be soggy.

has this been done

I really truly hate when guys send dick pics. Girls don't want that, if your going to send anything make sure it's a voice recording of what you would sound like if you got put in a paper shredder 😞

Ughh grrrrr!!!! When it’s morning eveyrhinf will feel better. I was really happy but someone allways has to steal it from me. Why do people just take and take. Im not even a person anymore!!!!!! My goodness! Im less than human im less than anything! I got ripped out of my body auauauauauauuhggggggghhhhhh!!!!! Ohhhh noooo!!!!!

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

Is anyone else's whole existence flawed, or is it just me and this guy?

lets be consoled by mama