Let's Rest In The Barn With Mama

“Don’t straighten your hair it will damage and never be curly again!” Okay. Tell it to hurry up and damage!!!

my magic 8 ball broke… I was so mad I drank the inside liquid and now my mouth is blue.

My nin friends… if you ever have the time you should totally show me your favorite tront razor scream🙏🙏 it brings me joy to listen to him sound like he’s screaming so loud he will throw up!

Some cute Grimmers

Not in any particular order of cuteness I just like them

ouch

a nice smile

vaguely flirtatious 

and maybe one day you’ll have big feet too!

^__^

very relaxed

damn not again

the horror

"fuck u my child is perfectly fine"

Umm.. Your child's comfort character is Grimmer from Monster...

I love saying genuinely insane things and then when I get judged for it I just say “whattttatatata?!!!! How do you NOT know that I was just referring (insert piece of media)??? That’s so crazy! I can’t believe you didn’t know I was just playing around! “

hey NIN fans… I couldent help but notice Trent Reznors feet are only rated a 4.63 on man.wikifeet.com . I don’t find such a Rateing acceptable and any true nine inch nails fan would share this thought with me. Just thought you guys would like to know that.

*banging on the driver side window of your Honda Civic* WHAT are your dogs pronouns

My body is so needy “eeee augh I need water I need real food” how about you shut the fuck up and let me shove another jolly rancher down your throat dumb dirty needy hoe.  I hate you and hope you die, now go eat more jolly ranchers