Geting Weighed And Then Being Told “I Dident Know You Were That Little😊” Translates In My Head

i need trent reznor

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

I self soothe by pretending to be electrocuted and pretending my chair is an electric chair.

I love saying genuinely insane things and then when I get judged for it I just say “whattttatatata?!!!! How do you NOT know that I was just referring (insert piece of media)??? That’s so crazy! I can’t believe you didn’t know I was just playing around! “

I had a 106 fever last night (and I was on a lot of medicine) so I was a little out of it and I may or may not have hallucinated that trent reznor was in the kitchen so I spilled juice on the counter whilst trying to give the juice to trent💔💔💔💔 and later when I took a shower I thought I took off my clothes but I didn’t so I thought Trent was scolding me about it.

guess who got their driving learners permit today🙀 me!😼 guess who thought they ran over a squirrel today so they started sobbing while telling the other person “RUN ME OVER RUN ME OVER I DESSERVE IT”  just to realize the other person has been trying to tell them that they didn’t run over the squirrel.  Also me!😺

POV when I'm held at gunpoint so I tell them "take anything" and they genuinely start unplugging my air fryer