Today's Seal Is: My Watchful Mama

Call me the hate machine the way I'm pretty

That relatable moment when foster dad takes away your disease list so you highkey cry on and off for the next few hours but don’t tell anyone it’s about the list because then it will be suspected you are trying to steal it back.

”control freak!!” Okay gosh I guess I’m sorry sometimes I don’t like it when people fuck with the perfect lines of objects I make.

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

Gggrrrrr people die when you are sleeping or when you are trying to take your nap. Why… okay don’t worry… don’t worry I will be finding this out shortly! Now! Friends my friends!!!!!! IF you ever are going to do something risky do it during the day (you don’t have to worry about asking if I’m taking a nap because I haven’t taken one since January 27th) but don’t die during the night because wellllllllll it’s gross and weird. Yup it’s SO gross and you’re SOOOO gross!!! OMG! You died during the night ?! What?! That’s….. so weird you are so strange… me? Oh yeah I died during the day! Why do you ask? Are you wishing you died during the day now? Huh huhhhhhh?!!!!!!!! Yeah I bet you’re JEALOUS.

I know he looks ugly but pretend I did a super awesome job at drawing trent💔

Hear me out on this.

This is good. We love this, don't we? This is great.

But you know what's even better? What brings me true joy?

THAT.

THIS.

Thank you for your attention.

Gyattgang grimmer❤️❤️❤️ @kenzotenmaswife64

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lets be consoled by mama