Side-tummy Sleeping With One Leg Curled Up And The Other Straight Out Is Top Tier Sleeping And You Can’t

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ik i’m fine on my own but where is the love of my life

on it boss

sex is cool and all but what about giving me little kisses all over my face just to make me giggle and blush

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

apple bottom jeans — this is a reference to the apple that was eaten from the forbidden tree of Eden

boots with the fur — this references the way Adam and Eve had to clothe their nakedness once they had eaten from the Tree

the whole club was lookin’ at her — traditionally it is Eve’s fault for succumbing to the temptation, and most scholars blame her and future women for original sin

she hit the floor — this is a reference to the snake, who was cursed to crawl in the dust

next thing you know — the Lord immediately responded to kick them out of the Garden of Eden

shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low — this represents the way humanity fell from grace and gave in to temptation, and was repelled from the garden

like if u save please.

paul dano characters + forms of affection

edward nashton that brings you your favorite sweets and pastries whenever you’re upset. edward nashton that loves to take polaroids of you during the times he finds you most beautiful (he has a lot of polaroids at this point). edward nashton that puts a blanket over you when you fall asleep at your work desk or on the couch and a pillow beneath your head, he will sleep on the nearest space with you. edward nashton that refuses to go to sleep until he sees you asleep safely with him. edward nashton that gives you the bigger piece of whatever food you share with him.

dwayne hoover that brushes your hair away from your face when you’re asleep. dwayne hoover that leaves you little sweet love notes miscellaneous places from your back pocket to your shoe. dwayne hoover that plays with your hair and lays in your arms when he’s stressed. dwayne hoover that taps your knee twice as a silent “i love you” when he can’t say it (due to circumstances). dwayne hoover that carries you on his back when crossing big puddles so your socks and shoes don’t get soaked.

klitz that does your homework when you’re too stressed or tired to do it yourself. klitz that records whatever t.v show you’re both watching together when you can’t make it to watch it weekly. klitz that burns you cds weekly. klitz that holds either side of your head and presses his forehead to yours as a means of calming you down or soothing you. klitz that traces hearts into your back every time he hugs you.

jay that brushes your hair away from your forehead every time he kisses you there. jay that whispers sweet nothings into your ear while kissing at the lobe whenever he comes home from a mission. jay that sends you ‘good morning’ ‘good afternoon’ and ‘good night’ texts every single day (even if you’ve been together the entire day). jay that blows a kiss to whatever news broadcast or video he may wind up on for you to know he’s always thinking about you. jay that kisses you even when you’re sick despite him getting sick literally every single time afterwards.

eli sunday that prays for you every single morning, noon, and night. eli sunday that kisses where your heart thumps every morning before you both part to do what you need to do. eli sunday that brings you whatever it is you want, even if he has to give a leg to obtain whatever it is. eli sunday that accompanies you on your morning walks every day no matter how tired or burned out he feels. eli sunday that squeezes your hand whenever he wants to say “i love you”.

calvin weir-fields that writes you poems whenever he makes you upset. calvin weir-fields that holds you, not falling asleep until you do first. calvin weir-fields that takes art classes so he can encapsulate you in more than just his writing. calvin weir-fields that runs his thumb across your bottom lip and sighs lovingly before kissing you. calvin weir-fields that sneaks you sarcastic and joking notes during business gatherings, sneaking smiles your way and watching for your reaction.

alex jones that puts his glasses on you at random times. alex jones that traces the shape of your nose and lips and features when he’s feeling overwhelmed or anxious. alex jones that grasps onto your clothing every time he embraces you. alex jones that gives you a smile every time you look at him, even if he isn’t in the headspace to smile. alex jones that finishes your food for you knowing you hate being wasteful, even if he dislikes the food or is full.

harry potter characters as my texts

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