If You Dont Eat The Pizza Crust You Are Weak And Natural Selection Is Coming For You

Found a Penguin Classics cover generator

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

like if u save please.

Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

appreciation post for karl jacobs

I actually reached enlightenment but it didnt help LOL

Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights:

me: always having something being shipped to my house so i always have something to look forward to

life is so boring when you dont have any online orders coming in the mail to look forward to