Every Time I Read Read A Post On Tumblr, It’s Always In Pm Seymour’s Voice

being able to sleep through rain in minecraft is a mood

it’s like ‘ah, look at this ass weather… yea, I’m not dealing with that, gn’

and then sleeping the wholeee day away

Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

dreams are weird as shit

land of the free?

more like land of the $6.99

i find it annoying as hell when people are like:

‘well the book’s been out for two-hundred years, and has an adaptation made sixty years ago, so you should already know the plot and i am therefore allowed to spoil it!’

wtf??? like, sorry i wasn’t born when the book was just published and grab a copy to read for myself, but that still doesn’t mean you get the right to spoil it!

has to talk to JD vance once. literally dies.

this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

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if I ever call the ai slop ‘art’ anything other than fucking horrendous, I want my mutuals to shoot me once in the thigh then re-educate me on what actual art is