Ok So Idea That Probably Won't Happen But What If The Reason Jay Is Evil Is Because He Somehow Rembers

Can my family members please close my door properly and not leave my door open it'll be great because there are so many fucking mosquitoes in my room already and i will keep dealing with it every single day

Every police station in the city spends way longer then they'd like to admit trying to find and clear out glitter and paint left by the spiders usually distributed by glitter bombs. Nobody knows where they keep getting it or how they manage to get into the buildings to be able to plant them in drawers but every once in a while an officer will open there drawer and get a face full of paint, glitter or bombs.

When you go explore the island that appeared out of nowhere despite being told not to.

Alan and John

Fnaf au lolbit and Dee dee

No IR au Alan

The Racer

Name: Alan Tracy

Age: 22

Occupation: Aerospace Engineer in training. Is also a well renowned motorsport racer in his free time.

Description: The youngest of the group at only eight when his father died, Alan has experienced instability his whole life. It didn't, however, stop him from retaining his thrill-seeking mind and sense of humour on the racetrack. As the last to become independent he constantly tries to prove himself, but denies it has anything to do with near-constant feelings of inadequacy from watching his brothers leave home one by one. Alongside Virgil, Alan is one of the most connected brothers of their family.

Relationships: Good friends with John due to their similar areas of study, and stays in regular contact with Virgil and Gordon. Very rarely speaks to his eldest brother, whom he has rarely seen in recent years and harbours conflicted feelings towards. Has rivals within his racing career but is usually polite to them when off-camera. He is often coddled by his mother, who still treats him more like a kid than as an adult.

listen ok i get it. i get that giving luigi thunderhand in brothership would be way too overpowered in a world designed around electricity. i understand. but wouldn't it have been funny for luigi to be able to instantly solve everyone's problems because he has access to unlimited electrical power

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

Absolutely stupid idea but it will not leave my head but like Ben turns into ditto and then have a yakko warner type joke.

Their so silly I love them