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collection of posts with the same energy

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

I saw quite a few people posting polls about what Michael’s pronouns are, so here’s my take: Michael has an “ask my pronouns” pin but if you actually ask Michael just doesn’t tell you.

Farewell online privacy

AU where Jon doesn’t get the job at The Magnus Institute and joins Ghost Hunt UK out of desperation after being introduced to Melanie by Georgie. I picture it like buzzfeed unsolved- Melanie telling Jon to stop yelling at the ghosts and Jon completely convinced almost every site they visit is completely fake

I want this fic on my desk by morning, is that clear?

Traction please.

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

um. Oh. You got replaced? Shit, damn. Have a paper towel or smth idk

wdym he took ur eyes how didn’t anyone notice his eyecolor change

idk put a wet paper towel on it tf am i gonna do