So Here’s A Compilation Of Drunk Kimi™ Featuring Stache Seb™ And A Whole Lot Of Second Hand Embarassement.

Kimi Raikkonen drives a ferrari to the Kimi Raikkonen Tag Heuer cocktail party March 12, 2008 in Melbourne, Australia Source: Robert Prezioso/Getty Images Entertainment

Study of Kimi’s tattoos

Smiley sun tattoo (right arm) 2001-2002

We go back to sauber Kimi in 2001 when he first entered f1 and we can see that he didn’t have the sun smiley tattoo yet

Testing, Monza (July, 3-6th)

So when tf the tattoo appeared?

Mclaren era (2002 specifically)

the first picture is the Malaysia GP 2002 (second race of the season) and the second picture is from the Brazilian Grand Prix March 31, 2002 (third race of the season) so I don’t know exactly when he got that but it was something in between the last part of 2001 and the start of 2002 (I couldn’t find proof of the first race of that season).

Tribal tattoo 2007 (right arm)

He got the tribal tattoo on his right arm (rip smiley sun tattoo, we miss you) after he won his debut race for Ferrari in Australia [March, 18th], it was designed by him completely but some rumors said Ferrari was against it. Also you can kind of see some remnants of the smiley sun tattoo underneath [second picture].

About Ferrari being against the tattoo Jean Todd then said… but we know Kimi dgaf

“I read about it. We had dinner on Thursday and since it wasn’t mentioned I didn’t even notice the whole thing. What is the most important for me is that the people here in this team are happy. If Kimi would be happy with a tattoo on his face and would ask for my opinion I would advise him to put it in some place that is less visible because otherwise he might get some problems of it later. There is so much talk – with a smile and without a smile – but what is important is that everyone is concentrated on doing his job. With or without a tattoo. I don’t care. If a sponsor would complain about the tattoo I would rather change the sponsor just to keep Kimi happy”

Iceman tattoo 2007-2008

Kimi already had the Iceman tattoo and even his helmet had the Iceman lettering in the first race of the season [Australian GP 2008] but he didn’t have the tattoo in the last race of 2007 (first picture) so we can say it was obviously for his championship and he got that during the summer break(?)

Robin tattoo 2017

He got the Robin tattoo around January 2017 and we know that bc Minttu posted this picture hehehe (she got hacked and that acc doesn’t exist anymore)

This size gap🤌🔥🔥🔥🔥 Kimando 09 🔛🔝

newlyweds

*yeah, now we know why they had a second child so quickly*

seb? ok diva

the legs parted wide... the placement of the redbull can... the sun tat still there...

so i'm rewatching mpgis

Kimi Raikkonen in JW’s ad - ♥

Sunset lights and McLaren suit. Enough to me! *dies*