If I Ever Have A Child I Will Accept Them No Matter What. If They're Gay, Trans, Neurodivergent, Even

ik john is considerably less doomed by wilbur than curt is by owen but everyone just go with it for the sake of the joke. in my head john is haunted by wilbur so it works out.

also lowkey i be drawing curt the exact same way i used to draw clark kent but everyone dont focus on that aight

Chapter 10 of The Gang Gets Severed is out now!! Featuring autistic Dennis being on the brink of a meltdown, Macdennis yearning, trash twins bonding and a healthy dose of some good old angst :) Hope you'll enjoy!!

Joey's Ted headcanons

He apparently did the cameo in 2 seconds, so here, lol. Also, he does think I'm the official Ted artist in the fandom 😭 honor

Remember, these are just actor headcanons, nothing official 👍

Ted genuinely loves Pete

Hes' very romantic, but he puts on a facade of a bullshit guy cause he wants to seem cool

He does think Paul is his best friend

Ted's one of those guys who doesn't wear pants at home, he's just in boxers

He does wear a tie tho, in case he needs to go out or have a zoom meeting

He uses excessive amount of cologne

Ted constantly goes on dates. Most women in Hatchetfield have "gone on a date" with him, but they last 5 minutes cause how much of a terrible guy Ted is

Lot of people know him in town and think he's a creep

All his deaths need to be embarrassing

Always orders take-out, never cooks for himself

He takes Pete out constantly and tries to be cool in front of him, but Pete is embarrassed by him, but still thinks he's cool (side note is that Joey'd like a NMT episode of Bill and Alice hanging out and Ted and Pete hanging out)

Ted loves dogs and maybe has a dog at home we don't know about

seet dee

“The Gang as Animals” 🐭🐶🐱🐸🐤💕

can’t justify anymore time on this but i love my babies

Been thinking about how “never getting rid of me” from Waitress is so Charlie coded

i wonder what's the instagram reels middle aged conservative sunny fan take on frank vs. russia. like what justification do they have for dennis doing all that. 'oh giving your best friend/roommate of twenty years prostate orgasms to get him out of the apartment (because he totally wouldn't do anything dennis asked of him anyway) is just boys being buddies. super normal friend behavior.' like what

sunny doodles!

i just think it’s so brilliant that the show about emotionally stunted codependent losers is also the longest running live action american sitcom.

i don’t think i’ll ever be able to articulate this fully but. they could have very easily made something short and cynical. something strictly satirical. something like veep, or arrested development, which, don’t get me wrong, are both shows i love, but they are shows where the audience just laughs at the main characters’ misery. and yeah, most of it is that. most of it is traumatized kids who aren’t kids anymore drinking themselves to death in a dive bar. but it’s also mac coming out to his dad after so many years of shame and dennis finally getting something for valentine’s day and dee telling a joke that actually lands and charlie alone in the rain until he isn’t and all of them walking off of that mountain together with their arms wrapped around each other. sometimes it’s that. but you only notice those brief, saccharine moments when you’ve been watching something long enough — living with something long enough — to do so, and suddenly you’re crying on the couch because dennis bought mac a dog even though dennis hates dogs. i would take something breathing, something with empathy over something bitingly satirical and efficient and short any day of the week.

there is probably nothing in that crate outside, but hey, let’s look in it anyway. there’s a stain on this wall and it looks like a miracle.