Dennis + Interacting With Kids.

MAC AND FRANK BURNING THE SCHOOL DOWN? 😭

Joey's Ted headcanons

He apparently did the cameo in 2 seconds, so here, lol. Also, he does think I'm the official Ted artist in the fandom 😭 honor

Remember, these are just actor headcanons, nothing official 👍

Ted genuinely loves Pete

Hes' very romantic, but he puts on a facade of a bullshit guy cause he wants to seem cool

He does think Paul is his best friend

Ted's one of those guys who doesn't wear pants at home, he's just in boxers

He does wear a tie tho, in case he needs to go out or have a zoom meeting

He uses excessive amount of cologne

Ted constantly goes on dates. Most women in Hatchetfield have "gone on a date" with him, but they last 5 minutes cause how much of a terrible guy Ted is

Lot of people know him in town and think he's a creep

All his deaths need to be embarrassing

Always orders take-out, never cooks for himself

He takes Pete out constantly and tries to be cool in front of him, but Pete is embarrassed by him, but still thinks he's cool (side note is that Joey'd like a NMT episode of Bill and Alice hanging out and Ted and Pete hanging out)

Ted loves dogs and maybe has a dog at home we don't know about

He makes me so ill,,, He just wants affection aaaaa!!! My evil blorbo come back to me meow.

macdennis - affection

GLENN……….

Irving Bailiff + Seth Milchick + The Myth of Prometheus

Some of my Ted headcanons since I apparently got inspired by Joey's ones for him 🐐

Very hairy, mostly upper body tho

Polish heritage

Unlike Pete who does know Polish, Ted only knows basic phrases and words

He uses this to pick up women and thinks it's cool to know multiple languages (if you're from Europe, you know it's kinda not)

He does know it enough to communicate with Pete when the boy calls him and has to be discreet (Pete makes sure Ted understands him)

Has a goat hoof shaped birthmark that every single Spankoffski that has ever lived has. Both him and Pete have it on their right forearm

Was made fun of cause of the birthmark so he hates goats

Lives in a two bedroom apartment with Pete near his work

When he needs to drive Pete to school, he makes Pete pay him

The money doesn't stay with him tho, as he puts it in Pete's snack fund that he gives him every day before school

Ted pays for the snack fund himself

Plays Europop loudly when in his car, embarrassing Pete whenever they drive together

Music taste stuck in early 2000s, doesn't know modern artists at all (pretends to know when he needs to pick up women

Owns fedoras and Panama hats

Owns way too many summery button ups with hideous prints

Bisexual but leans towards women

Likes the color yellow, especially mustard yellow

Seen as the fuck up in his family, Pete is the only one who cares about him (Pete was a do-over baby for their parents)

Only one with his own office at CCRP cause he has no shame and annoys his coworkers constantly (can't be fired cause he's one of their lab rats, ofc)

Dog person

Gets Jenny flashbacks constantly and drinks to forget

His theme song is Lady Mustache by Tape Five

horrible gay people who hate each other (they are in love)

All my shit’s getting disqualified from monetisation on TikTok because the Brad’s of their universe hate me.

Have this🫡

Omg not the Gordon Ramsey// Dennis parallel 😭😭 I love your mind

I just cannot stop thinking about that video with Gordon Ramsey treating kids vs. adults..... like, everyone sees him as this nasty aggressive guy but then he's just so gentle with kids (bc they're not doing it on purpose and they're not trying to hide their mistakes like the adults often do) and it honestly makes me cry when I think about it agydvbeubue,,,, so when I was writing all those tags I was like damn, Dennis is just like Gordon Ramsey frfr,,, like, he gets that the kids aren't doing it to piss him off, so why should he blow off on them? They don't deserve it.

I need Dennis interacting with kids again like omg I'm so excited for the Abbott cross-over and getting to see more of Dennis in that environment!!