If You Cant Flirt With Your Besties Are They Really Your Besties?

ah yes, my favorite pokemon

bi knuckles

the best part about deltarune is that the main character's nonbinary so its gay no matter who you ship them with

here have this spamton smoking a fat blunt for weed day

houw could yo-aAAAAAAAAAASAFfjdkfjoeiwjdfiomndokfniodks

you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

TOO LATE FOR THAT, FOOLISH PASTRY ENTHUSIAST! I HATH ALREADY CONSUMED THEM ALL!

im coming for your krispy kreme

AHHHHH MO I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS AGGHHHH

watch out, ech

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

yea hes fine they just tucked him into bed without him wanting to. nah hes not waking up

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

hmm, i actually think it's YOU who is the sentient orange!

@theoneandonlyech @my-purpose-is-gone time to spread misinformation online!!!!!!!!

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

reblogging for that pun

every time i see anything blue pink and white i think "oh transgender" and this makes the world so beautiful. pink/blue/white packing peanuts? well now they are packer penus

owwwch... i have a cornflache

TIL they’re called “cornflakes” because they’re made of yuuuuup, you guessed it