"Guzma..."
Does it ring any bells? If he thinks real hard about it, it kinda does, actually. But only 'cause he was born in Alola and keeps up with the news. Kinda ironic he ended up at another evil team's place after being a leader of one himself a while ago.
"So ya... destroy things?" He wants the nice lady with the braincells back.
"An' I am grateful. Fer now." Why'd he have to add that last part? Archie shifts a bit, trying to get comfortable. It was kinda hard, even if it was the nicest tub they had apparently.
"...Yer not gonna destroy me, right? Wouldn't be a fair figh', yanno?"
"I said what I said."
Something regarding him not being her type. Specifically for the fact that she's not into men. Or fishes. Or fishes who look like men. Or viceversa-- Whatever he's wasting time overthinking about this bullshit. Especially since the guy finally introduced himself and the name sounded--
...familiar? Why why whyyyyy some guy's name sounded familiar. Maybe one of his grunts mentioned someone called like him some time ago?
Whatever, it's a name like any other.
"Guzma." and here comes the confident smirk "Leader of Team Skull, destruction in human form. So ya better be grateful the gang's havin' some compassion for your sorry ass."
Even if he'd love for Plumes to ask next time she wants to plop some mythological creature in her bathroom.
...Oh that's. That's kinda hot. What the fuck is going on right now. "YEAH." He's leaning with his back against the headboard, arms crossed. "Last chance t' back 'way."
" . . . "
oh he's coming in. He's slamming the hand on the headboard, towering over Archie.
"YEAH?"
swimming - kero kero bonito
Swimming across the sea The current battles way down below me Drifting, but holding on I keep my head up to watch the shore
this fits so well???
and it's super catchy too aaa ))
"Ya started, ya--" Oof, okay, yelling hurts. He groans, clawed hand reaching for his side where Plumeria had bandaged him.
"...I AM thankful. T' the nice lady that helped me out. Iunno who ya are, and ya wake an injured bloke up by--"
A beat. "...Y'all only got one good tub?"
Huh? What? To be honest, he can't remember much about the way everything looked around here when he was carried in.
"Hmm. I guess I'm a little more thankful, then. Now, what do ya want? I might be stuck here f'r now, but I kinda wanna go back t' snooze town."
Nice shot!!!!!! He still got it after all. The… dude wakes up, clearly upset, and Guzma answers to that glare with a little nod, completely unfazed.
"Sup du--"
---just to get a taste of his own medicine …er, paper, thrown with much more strenght. It didn't hurt or anything, but having that thing splatted on his face is still annoying!
"Oh fuck you and drown--!
Ya got the only good tub in all the goddamn town, at least be more thankful!"
…dude you're the one who threw that thing to begin with.
"I don' really like flyin' either."
Okay, he slowed down a tad. Still going waaaay too fast for his liking though.
"Why do we need to get to the malasada shop this fast??? Ya worried they're running out o' them???"
Vicious let out a chuckle at that.
"You know we get there faster if we speed, right? Besides, I'm a good driver, never crashed or hit anything."
At the I'll walk comment he did slow down a bit, taking some pity on his company. "Better? If you prefer I can lend you Coviknight for you to ride."
"If ya dare come closer... Or are ya too scared?"
Hm. He really feels like chomping now.
...this could get interesting, actually.
"We're bold today, are we, fishbreath?"
WE'RE SWINGING WE'RE SWINGING-
"The stripes were pretty nice, yeah!"
A grin. He's still proud of that design choice of his. Or maybe he just liked stripes? Who knew.
"BWAHAHA!! Ya know it!!" He slaps a hand against his scarred chest for emphasis, grinning an even toothier grin at the other.
"Nah, really, I jus' get hot easily. Ya want me t' close m'shirt?" Because he'll do it if asked. He's not that unreasonable (most of the time, anyway.)
"An' yer still rockin' the 'dana, huh? Gotta love the dedication."
His old boss really was the last fucking person on the planet he thought he'd be having a casual conversation with, but, life's full of surprise now, isn't it? Guess it also helped the guy probably had no clue about his stunt to steal Kyogre way back in the days.
Eh, even if he did know, who cared at this point? That was all so long ago...
That said, being complimented on his outfit of all things was a turn Lorenz didn't expect the conversation to take, given he literally dressed himself in the dark. But then again, with all the leather and shades of purple in his closet, his personal style had been nothing but consistent over the years.
"It's definitely not the same as when I worked for you, yeah." A brief chuckle. "But, y'know, I didn't hate the stripes. Kinda felt nice feeling like part of a club for a bit. At least I'm still carrying a lil' bit of us with me."
He pulled on his bandana, it was slightly faded but it still sported the emblem of the long gone organization. Really, it was a mark of some sick attachment to the bridges he burned and the friends he betrayed, but also a reminder that not everything in his years in Aqua was terrible. Not that Archie needed to know the specifics.
"Wish I could compliment your fit as well, but. Well." Jazz hands at his unfocused gaze. "Y'still making sure the world can ogle at your pecs at all times?"
Indie AU/HC-based Archie from Pokémon Alpha Sapphire, written by Nikki
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