familiar: has my muse met any other aquatic mythological beings? which ones? did they get along with them? why or why not?
also kyogre doesnt count
"Fuck you Kyogre should count." A beat. "Anyway. Yeah. Lots o' 'em. Kraken is my fav. The rest wanted to stab and or kill me." He frowns. "Pretty much nothin' gets along down there bud."
@silverfates // closed starter for Lo;
Why do things keep getting awkward in this place... In front of him was an ex-Aqua member somehow.
"...Hi."
Well. He did say he misses Aqua's family feel, but... he'd never reboot the team. Nuh-uh. Not even when he misses it a lot. It was wrong to do in the first place. "What a coincidence, huh? Bet ya didn't expect t' run into me here." Neither did he expect to run into Lo, but still. "Guess the merfolk secret is out, hmm?"
@whereskymeetsea approached: " i was pretty mean back then, wasn't i? " <- said with a chill yet slightly smug grin. yea. mean. she kicked his ass severely
"...Yeah, actually. Ya were." He hasn't forgotten the massive ass-kicking, no. "Ya still smug 'bout it, hmm? Well, no matter. I needed it a' the moment."
"Ya gonna rat me out, huh?"
There's a moment of silence on his side too, but then-- "BWAHAHA!!" Followed by an "Oof--" When will he learn that laughing this hard is still off limits. He can't help it, though.
"It's bound t' happen sooner rather than later. I'd prefer to tell him myself, but. I getcha. Yer loyal t' yer boss, and I love t'see it. Also, fridge time sounds awful." He's not sure what it means, but if the kid wanted to avoid it, it must suck.
"Can't stop ya either. Kinda stuck like this. Jus' hope I don't get thrown back 'cause I'd be done fer."
"Ah. Yeah. Of course.
Merfolk Aqua boss." another moment of silence "Former Aqua. Sure. Sorry. Okayyyy.
This is the worst life of his life. Taking a long, deep breath as he goes further down, ending on the floor, PJ crosses his arms, sighting as loudly as he could.
"...you know I should, like-- tell the boss who you are, right? No 'cause he's cool and all but if he finds out he has an eco-terrorist in sis' bathtub and I knew all along I would end up on top of the fridge for weeks-"
"Yeah no shit. Unless yer Kahuna 'r somethin'."
"Though I'm not sure if that's somethin' ya wanna be? It's usually fer life, anyway. 'cept for recently, I guess? Some bullshit with Koko."
He has no idea the former Kahuna is a honorary Skull, it seems.
"Moltres, hmm? Big fire bird, right?"
“Yeah, uhm. They don’t really… like people.”
As if that’s not the understatement of the century. Ree continues to scratch the inside of their wrist, thinking.
“Jirachi sounds pretty cool. That’s the one that wakes up every thousand years, right? Uhm… I met moltress, once…”
"Wonder how the final round's gonna go..."
"..." Why's everyone so fucking rude to him (save for like. 3 people)? He visibly deflates, allowing himself to sink back into the tub. "I don't e'en fit in there-- Whatevs. Jus' let me snooze."
This was gonna be a long ass fucking night, wasn't it? The things he did for Plumeria, seriously. Not only was he crashing in a bathroom but he also had to listen to stupid fish puns.
"You wanna pay me back? Just dive on back into the ocean. We could try flushin' you down the toilet."
"I can prove it."
But will he get kicked out...
"Nah, not really."
swinging the bat at the beedrill's nest.
"--Okay??" Well, she's off... So he tosses the bag to the side of the bed again. Now he can only hope for the best.
"Nope! No money required ! I will be right back! I will see what I can get!"
With that she was off like a zubat out of hell.
Indie AU/HC-based Archie from Pokémon Alpha Sapphire, written by Nikki
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