SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

I saw this tweet and was like 'yep, that's atsushi'

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

This is so them

hold on

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

I feel like Danyal would want to fight the him of this universe, like 'I want to know how good we've gotten' and like he fights Ra's and the entire league of assassins, but he doesn't kill any of them, not because he has a no kill rule or morals but because this is simply play for him, the league is terrified but morbidly curious to know what him fighting seriously would look like, and then they see him fight Ra's and it's like two predators fighting and pulling no punches but they aren't fully serious about the fight, they are evaluating each other's skill

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

It's the dannypocalypse baby!

(yes I know the picture is human Danny and the drawing is ghost Danny)

Oh yeah definitely, like there's no other explanation Fyodor just wanted some freaks to be in a support group with, You know without specifying that it's a support group so Sigma is over there in the corner, having a panic and anxiety attack rolled into one big attack of the mental health issues, And Nikolai is just causing utter chaos with nothing more than a pencil and one of those half spear things that pop up when you put them on a flat surface, and fyodor is either living for the chaos or like oh I didn't mean for this to happen

i am very compelled by autistic hcs for both Nikolai and sigma. might as well throw Fyodor in there for good measure since he's got something going on for sure. DOA is an autism support group thinly disguised as terrorist organisation