I Headcanon That Lance Says Things Like "holy Crow" And "this Castle Has Gone Apples And Bananas" Because

Pop off queen 👑🤣

okay contrary to a previous post i made: what if jason wrote fanfiction but it became a MC Daredevil situation where literally everyone knew his identity but he just waves them off

Jason: *writing A/N* here you go guys, sorry, something came up with my job comments: we all know it was the warehouse penguin blew up. its all over the news jason: *responding* idk what you're even talking about dude, i don't own a tv. how could a flightless avian blow up a warehouse

jason: this chapter's gonna be a little dark cuz that's my mood this week comments: is it because they took you off the earth's greatest threats list? jason: they wh---no of course not

jason: *posts* comments: we missed you red hood! jason: idk who that guy is but he sounds cool

jason: ugh, have you guys seen the new episode? shit's horrible. here's a fix-it. comments: do you . . . perhaps . . . think its horrible because they misused the gun props . . . jason: no i was talking about x character dying but YES OH MY GOD THAT PART HURT ME TO WATCH comments: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

comments: so when r u going to change your ao3 name to redhood? jason: i fucking swear if one more of you moterfuckers insinuates that i am the gotham vigilante known as the red hood i will withhold five of my most recently written chapters from the entire fucking lot of you comments: . . . you'd never jason: fuck

comments: you have an interestinly in-depth and expanisve kowledge of firearms jason: well, we all have hobbies jason: mine was born out of fear of the ao3 author curse. ima fuckin shoot the thing the moment i see it comin comments:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

The Famous Danno Paintings

concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka

Yes, I did this.

No, you do not get to ask why.

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people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

I respect and hear and love people who say Lance’s love language is touch. However, I raise you quality time:

When Hunk is tinkering with his gadgets, Lance is thrilled just to ramble on about his day in Hunk’s presence.

Pidge says she’s going to a planet for a rare metal alloy and Lance immediately volunteers to go, just for a change of scenery and a chance to spend time with Pidge.

Allura rubs her eyes late at night, but she isn’t alone, ‘cause Lance is leaning into her as he blinks away exhaustion.

Shiro reading silently and Lance reading beside him, occasionally laughing at his book because he can’t hold it in.

Coran looks for someone to play an Altean board game against and Lance agrees. Even though he hates the game, he loves being near Coran, especially when the man is so bubbly.

And finally Keith, quietly asking if Lance wants to go look for food with him. Lance is so shocked and strangely honored to be asked that he beams, eyes sparkling.

All he ever wants is to exist in the presence of those he loves. Being invited just makes it that much sweeter, makes him feel that much more wanted.

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon