Its Me And The Rats Running My Life 🐭

Very interesting advancement note that I’m obviously not the first to comment on but

The wording is ‘rescue’ a Ghast from the Nether, and bring it ‘safely home’. Which has always been the idea of, are Ghasts from the Nether? Was the Nether always like this; and are they so miserable because they were forced to adapt to a ruined fiery hellscape? Well, now we know that presumably when young especially, they’re liable to dry out. That if they’re rescued from being dried, they thrive in a more earthly environment. That they grow up happy when doing so. I do think that Ghasts may be from the Nether, but not from the current Nether. A much colder one, maybe more like the Overworld, maybe not. Probably a cavernous fungal paradise if I had to guess. But now they live in a world that’s been ruined by something, and turned into the human embodiment of hell, forced to spit fire just to no longer be filled with it when they’d much rather eat snow to cool down. Is it any wonder they cry?

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

This is so them

The Sky and The Sea☁️🌊

Evil Phantom but bunny

Was soooo tempted to draw Dan as he normally is but with rabbit ears like some kinda wack catgirl

collecting posts of this type

Dick lays like a beautiful princess and Roy lays like a cartoon character who just had an anvil fall on him

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

Huh if this works I'll be amazed (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Trans:

As the oldest of the Seven, the two’s relationship goes back several thousand years.

The first time the anemo archon visited Liyue, the Geo archon greeted him believing he was in need of his help. Yet the anemo archon was only there to drink with him.

Since then, the archons would gather to drink together. Now, all that remains is the two of them.

They call one another “the clueless bard that can’t read the wind” and “hard headed old man”, names perhaps they can only use because of how well they know each other

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zhongven shippers come get y’alls food