Venti and Zhongli have a bond that can only be formed from committing war crimes and multiple atrocities against humanity together.
After going through the Archon war and watching/actively participating in the eternal imprisonment and/or murder of most gods until there were only a handful left: wow I’m so glad we’ll never have to contribute to such a mass slaughter ever again.
Roughly 2,500 years later, in Khaenri’ah: oh no
You cannot tell me that wouldn’t create the weirdest relationship ever from an outsiders perspective.
Zhongli pulls Venti away from some asshole who keeps trying to hit on Venti and isn’t taking no for an answer. Everyone watching commends him because he’s watching out for his partner, but Zhongli doesn’t get why. Because in reality Zhongli’s seen Venti decapitate someone for the same reason a few hundred years ago and he really just didn’t want to have to clean blood out of his jacket.
If you ask him about weapons Venti is surprisingly extremely knowledgeable. People assume despite his looks he must be extremely familiar in wielding each of the weapons talked about. But the actual only reason he knows all of it is because during periods of war Zhongli would drone on for hours about different benefits of each weapon an their subtypes for different kinds of battle.
They have each thrown entire mountains/typhoons at each other not as threats or genuine attempt to hurt each other. More so because they’re both multiple millennium old gods and that’s just their equivalent of play fighting.
When they’re together They’ll casually mention something about the archon war, to people that know who they are, like it wasn’t even a big deal. And the people they were talking to have to reevaluate their entire image of the two they made in their head because whatever the most sadistic thing they could think of couldn’t even compare to what the two just admitted to.
I don’t know I just think people should play with the fact these two are VERY old and literal gods who’ve witnessed most of Tevyats history and development more
I don't think these two will get any quality screen time in the foreseeable future (if ever). So why not reminisce about the good old times.
Remember how the IPC sent Dr. Ratio with Aventurine to make sure he stays alive? And how the best thing he could think of was to just tell Aventurine to stay alive? And how he was absolutely sure it'd work ("You'll thank me later")? And how it totally absolutely did work?
Well done, doc. Nailed it.
btw I love how sun literally started to shine in that cutscene the moment he read the note.
what is your profile picture
Well, usually, it's my sona- mostly a pasty-white humanoid, just with the addition of the leaf hair because I Commit To The Bit- making some kind of expression at the camera. I just uh. replaced my sona's face with the cursed danno face from that one frame of danny phantom that overtakes tumblr every April 3rd lmao.
When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
I feel like someone would bring up the point that ghosts wouldn't age so we don't know how long phantom has been dead for and say they should look into ski accidents in the past or look for a missing child report from not just now but in the past as well
I was just thinking about Dannys hatred for Christmas and how funny / odd itd be if Amity's citizens start noticing how snappy and overly emotional and aggressive Danny gets in December and start to collectively think it's because he died in December and is still having a hard time processing it.
Rebleg no reblog? I don't know spelling is hard man hehhhh (That was supposed to simulate long Sigh)
i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka
we're not doing enough with the fun fact that venti knows how to near-perfectly imitate zhongli's signature.