This Is Childe, And That Is Childe’s Boyfriend Zhongli, And That Is Zhongli’s Husband Venti, And

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"I am the last librarian on Earth. The world has forgotten how to read, but I guard the knowledge of humanity in a hidden vault. Today, someone knocked on the door—and they brought a book."

Oooo can you inform this one when it's finished

(I didn't like how, can you tell me when it's finished sounded so yea)

I was just thinking about Dannys hatred for Christmas and how funny / odd itd be if Amity's citizens start noticing how snappy and overly emotional and aggressive Danny gets in December and start to collectively think it's because he died in December and is still having a hard time processing it.

Marauders incorrect quotes as things my friends have said(part2):

James: I'm facing this new thing called rejection. 

Remus: Aaaw did your tysm-rizzem not work? 

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Regulus: why would I want pocket lint?

Barty: To fulfill your pocket lint dreams.

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McGonagall:We are losing our marbles!

Peter: Did we have them to begin with?

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Sirius:Our bodies are 70% water. My body is 72% because I have so much drip.

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Mary to Barty: You are going to be the first gay man in history to make a woman uncomfortable

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James:looks like your foolproof plan couldn't PROOF MY FOOL

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Barty: REGULUS JUST DEEPTHROATED A CHEESE STICK!!

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Marlene: What if we all pitch in and get Sirius a maid costume?

Everyone: YESS

Sirius: I WOULD SLAY IT

Everyone: *cheers* YEESSSSSS!!!

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James to Remus: You are one of those conspiracy therians, aren’t you?

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

Bruce Wayne as a dad, but he doesn't try to reprimand his kids, he just acts like everything is his 13th reason:

"Jason, if you throw that guy off the cliff, i am also jumping off after him."

"Dick, if you don't get down from there, I will stand under the chandelier when it falls down."

"Damian, if you cut that head off, i will walk into your sword."

.......he... He just looks like howl, from Howl's moving castle

some sketches of kakavasha if he got to live a happy peaceful life he deserved + his sister

I headcanon that Lance says things like "holy crow" and "this castle has gone apples and bananas" because he's around children so much that he's had to overwrite any swear words in his vocabulary. I also feel like this is why he says quiznak more than the other paladins, it's another silly nonsense word he can use in place of swearing so it's more natural for him to incorporate it

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus