No Fucking Way

HERE IS DANNO

Flower crowns are awesomeee

not rlly proud of how it turned out but might as well post it

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

Danny after losing practically everything: I need someone to be my friend...

Danny: Maybe a group of angels

Danny: The nicest angels you have

Tim & The Og Young Justice getting out of a baseball game that decided the fate of an entire planet & WINNING IT: [Manical Group Laughter]

Sigma is 3 years old and has already experienced betrayal, existential dread, and corporate management. Meanwhile, I’m 25 and get overwhelmed deciding what to have for dinner.

Hey Tumblr mind giving me some phrases or sentences to inspire a character off of?

I'm having trouble creating a character and would like something I haven't considered to take the essence of

Some Examples are

It's so much easier to swallow poison if you tell yourself it's medicine.

And the only thing more deadly than a wild animal, is a cornered one.

The worst part about betrayal is that it never comes from the enemy

If you're too late to take the stage, you can work behind the scenes

"Behold my magic sword," said the hero. "That isn't magic," said the wizard. "It has runes on it," said the hero. "Those aren't runes—that's just chicken scratch," said the wizard. "But I've slain monsters," said the hero. "So it's still a sword. Nine times out of ten it's still gonna kill what you stab."