Nomaru666 - Nomaru

Skibidi die.

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

The Fae that trapped you in a Groundhog Day-style time loop is extremely frustrated that you’re taking advantage of the situation to just sleep all day, every day.

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

Marauders incorrect quotes as things my friends have said(part2):

James: I'm facing this new thing called rejection. 

Remus: Aaaw did your tysm-rizzem not work? 

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Regulus: why would I want pocket lint?

Barty: To fulfill your pocket lint dreams.

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McGonagall:We are losing our marbles!

Peter: Did we have them to begin with?

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Sirius:Our bodies are 70% water. My body is 72% because I have so much drip.

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Mary to Barty: You are going to be the first gay man in history to make a woman uncomfortable

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James:looks like your foolproof plan couldn't PROOF MY FOOL

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Barty: REGULUS JUST DEEPTHROATED A CHEESE STICK!!

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Marlene: What if we all pitch in and get Sirius a maid costume?

Everyone: YESS

Sirius: I WOULD SLAY IT

Everyone: *cheers* YEESSSSSS!!!

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James to Remus: You are one of those conspiracy therians, aren’t you?

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