Can I Have Some Of That Blood Too?

"stop bouncing your leg" well its either this or i start screaming

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

Archons and their flowers 💐✨

Here it is

The DP Presentation i made for my friends on New Years Eve! :D

mind you, it has very little text because i mostly talked about the stuff so feel free to interpret your own thoughts :D

Get dannoed

I saw this tweet and was like 'yep, that's atsushi'

I can't get the image of them just pointing to each other and saying basically him but not him

Genshin Impact x Honkai Star Rail

Sometimes they can still hear each other's voices 🤧

this is one of my favorites

jason: i think we should get a divorce

steph: what are you doing?

jason: just practicing

steph: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

jason: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

steph: you don't even have a girlfriend

jason: hypothetically divorce me

steph: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

jason: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

jason, to duke: it's called a prenup, right?

duke: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

steph: who the fuck is this guy?

duke: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

steph: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

steph, to tim: right? we can get those, right?

tim: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

jason: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking nerd idiot

tim: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because i look like the other lawyer

steph: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

jason: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

steph: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!