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HP Hatecraft, the opposite of HP Lovecraft.

HP Hatecraft, the world's least racist author who owns a cat with a normal name

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

Aliens were really, hostile, and invading Earth, but nothing related to that was trending on Tumblr because some big fandom stuff had also happened.

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

How long does your ideal hug last

so fucking evil that i don’t have the jagged pointy cartoon teeth that fit together like triangles. i deserve them

i was under the impression you were a woman for years

I must have seemed a radiant goddess in your eyes

i was under the impression you were a woman for years

I must have seemed a radiant goddess in your eyes

"stop bouncing your leg" well its either this or i start screaming

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

Marauders incorrect quotes as things my friends have said(part2):

James: I'm facing this new thing called rejection. 

Remus: Aaaw did your tysm-rizzem not work? 

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Regulus: why would I want pocket lint?

Barty: To fulfill your pocket lint dreams.

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McGonagall:We are losing our marbles!

Peter: Did we have them to begin with?

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Sirius:Our bodies are 70% water. My body is 72% because I have so much drip.

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Mary to Barty: You are going to be the first gay man in history to make a woman uncomfortable

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James:looks like your foolproof plan couldn't PROOF MY FOOL

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Barty: REGULUS JUST DEEPTHROATED A CHEESE STICK!!

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Marlene: What if we all pitch in and get Sirius a maid costume?

Everyone: YESS

Sirius: I WOULD SLAY IT

Everyone: *cheers* YEESSSSSS!!!

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James to Remus: You are one of those conspiracy therians, aren’t you?

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

Nom

I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....