“Are You Suuuure You Don’t Want To Have Sex Some Day?”

“Are you suuuure you don’t want to have sex some day?”

Me: Hang on, let me check for any urges

“Are You Suuuure You Don’t Want To Have Sex Some Day?”

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6 years ago

family isn't always everything. The family that you were born into aren't going to be there, and they don't care about you, only what's good for them in their point of view


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6 years ago

I literally woke up from a dream that turned from a little daughter’s practice of learning how to serve ppl to a full blown out one piece theater where everyone showed up as if it was a con and it was in an open field, and there was one hancock walking with her luffy and i had happen to look and she was like “DON’T LOOK AT MY FUCKING HUSBAND YOU PEASANT” and i was like “oh ok” but my brother turned to stone looking at hancock, smh

BUT KOALA!!! WAS SO BEAURIFUL!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! And Sabo came in dressed as Lucy Sabo and they did an interaction with him and Koala w Fujitora (like a model fight you could say)

And I remembe taking pictures but a selfie with them costed 2 thousand dollars and i was like “lmao i aint thqt desperate” but i saw mum pulling put her card

“mum???? We aint got that kinda money you know that right?”

Ampnd then everyone started screaming and i was like ?????

th3 announcer was saying somwthing, and all i had to do was turn right??? And there he was, in his fame and glory, the bae, the smore, the freckled sunshine

and he walked over to me (indirectly he was getting around to something) and he smiled and i straight up fake fainted to the point the announcer announced it

“Oh, looks like we got a fainter here folks!!! Be careful!!! Fire so hot he knocks people out!!!”

anyways so i walked around and we ended uo meeting again and he was like “hmm, fate seems to think we should stick, so!!! What’s your name, buddy?”

“hgkhgkggmkhhkf”

“That’s a really big mood, man. I literally woke up from a nap and I don’t even know where I’m at yet. It’s been almost half an hour.”

And somehow, i ended up being a lead singer of the marching band and i had to sing a song i had never heard before (Destiny’s Road by LongHaven LynnHaven) and thr band knew i never heard it but i had 20 minutes to remember ut b4 i had to perform it in frONT OF THE SMORE JESUS CHRIST WHY COUKDN’T THEY LET ME BE GUITAR


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6 years ago

I might be a dumbass but at least im ace


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6 years ago

I mod for two different aro/ace blogs and I’ve seen so many asks from aspec people who are in some deeply unhealthy friendships at this point that I think it’s really time to make a post about it.

Your friends should not mock or belittle your sexual and/or romantic orientations. Your identity is an important part of who you are and an actual friend would know that. People who mock your identity aren’t your friends, they’re bullies. 

Your friends should recognize and respect your boundaries. You’re touch averse and your friends keep touching you even though you’ve asked them not to on multiple occasions? Sex jokes make you uncomfortable and you’ve asked your friends to not make them around you, but they refuse to? You’re romance repulsed and have explained to your friend that hearing about their relationships all the time is bad for your mental health but they still won’t stop? Then those people aren’t respecting your boundaries and you either need to have a serious talk with them until they figure it out or you need to stop being their friend.

This can be hard to hear but it needs to be said. Don’t let your friends mistreat you just because you’re aspec. You deserve so much better and I promise there are better people out there.  


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6 years ago

I've decided to say fuck what everyone says about me getting a puppy

sure, it may be a hard process, but I feel like I'll have more fun and more memories of raising it than I would adopting an adult dog, and over time, I might get a ferret

I've always wanted a puppy (I've looked into German Shepard and Huskies, but due to the Virginia climate we're in, I'm undecided for a huskie even though three ppl in the neighborhood have Huskies) and name it Spade and the other puppy would be Zero(??)

It'll be a while before I get them tho, because I haven't gotten my job yet and work out my hours. I was told puppies aren't worth the time and energy and ?????


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6 years ago
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5 years ago

it's been some time, huh??


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