Okay But Imagine, You’re 71 Years Old And Are Maybe Thinking That You’re Past The Prime Of Your Life

okay but imagine, you’re 71 years old and are maybe thinking that you’re past the prime of your life and then you start playing a washed-up interviewer for a TV show and suddenly you have thousands (nay, more?) of people publicly thirsting after you and then you get to play a 71-year-old vampire and you get to fuck (on screen?!!) and you’re essentially a sex icon? god what that would do to your self-esteem

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(audio from this video!!)

(I’ve had this idea for so long but never had anywhere to post it lmao)

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(trying to force her suicidal father figure to eat while holding him captive)

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(deciding to kill her only father figure)

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(facing down a tyrannical dictator who is sabotaging her only chance at getting rescued)

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(plotting against that tyrannical dictator)

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No Your Done Your Done
No Your Done Your Done

no your done your done

2 weeks ago

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

2 weeks ago

I fucking adore Jayce okay.

He's kind and caring. He doesn't use his size to intimidate folks even tho he's massive. He's quick to encourage, quick to seek and give comfort. He's so soft and sweet. Genuinely being loved by him would be a blessing.

He's also a big fucking nerd. He's terrified of letting those he loves down. He's earnest, sincere, and a bit naive. He has a bit of an ego and hero complex. He takes his responsibility seriously. He's smart, loyal, and hard working. Personally I find it hot as fuck he got those muscles from manual labor lol.

He's all those things, he's also fucking insane.

He's obsessive.

The reaction he had to Viktor coming out of the hexgoop was not in any way normal.

He was completely uncomfortablely chill with a fucking rock being embedded in his arm.

Pulled a 'babe this isn't you' with a literal god and it worked.

Insane

I fucking love him so much what a dork.


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What a year this week has been.


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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!


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