noodle-bro

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appears from the abyss :3

wvoah!!

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oh goodness gracious she said she'd been thinking of me since the last tournament and she thinks i'm good at badminton and she said i'm her idol and she wished me good luck and and and and

i'm going soon, wish me luck!!! >:)))

RNRRRSHGSHGGHJ I HAVE A BADMINTON TOURNAMENT TOMORROW I'M SO NERVOUSS......

if i was a vampire i'd either have my confidence boosted by 10x and be really cool or still be the same and i wouldn't have the courage to attack anyone because it's scary and even if i did it would be really awkward somehow

RNRRRSHGSHGGHJ I HAVE A BADMINTON TOURNAMENT TOMORROW I'M SO NERVOUSS......

specific odd things i like - that feeling you get in your mouth when you wake up from a long nap - inhaling really sharp and deep when you randomly need to - that "hh-hh" thing you do when crying butttt only when it happens randomly when you haven't cried at all - the smell of air when you've been inside the whole day and a door's opened - the throbbing feeling after a small injury - when your leg falls asleep - chewing on blahaj's head - the sound of drawing on a drawing tablet late at night (I MISS IT SO MUCH I NEED A NEW DRAWING TABLET :(((( ) - falling asleep in the afternoon and waking up at night - sitting down in random places - push pins - tumblr message sound

sorry i took so long to respond i was busy constructing the perfect emoticon that would convey the emotion the sentence was meant to carry out, meticulously typing each letter of the keyboard smash so as to not sound odd, and crying over the fact that i can't construct a smooth sounding sentence

hi! when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)!

(>:333)

ooouugh aaahh hmm i see eegggghh hmmmm ough ah mm ah i like my eye sockets quite a lot uueeehh yeah that's all i got

(:33333)

aku

i've been saying goodness gracious quite frequently as of late

are we... forgetting the poison nikolai supposedly injected dazai and fyodor with? like, shouldn't dazai be dead right now?

unless it wasn't poison and the "antidote" actually was, because nikolai knew fyodor would win

fun fact aku plush is very bouncy i made this discovery when i threw him violently against the wall in a fit of rage and he bounced right back into my hands

Chuuya (mostly) being a law-abiding citizen despite the convenience of his ability and his motorcycle until the situation calls for it The idea that at any time an emergency strikes wherever they are at any given time, Chuuya will just start scaling buildings himself or with his motorcycle so he's not inconvenienced by traffic and red lights while the ability-less are stuck waiting in traffic and forced to watch Chuuya blitzing by on the buildings Chuuya waiting in traffic when an emergency strikes and he floats himself and his bike out of traffic to take a shortcut and everyone just. watches. He's enjoying the breeze on his face as he's riding the buildings, shouting 'Yeah' the entire time

did you know i love sickfics. ppppleeeaaassseee feed me bsd sickficcssss WAUUUGGGUSUGSUGAUUG

BSD textposts but they’re all Poe

thanks for the tag!!! 1. house cat so i get to lay around, be pet, and sleep all dayyy 2. random baggy tshirt and cargo pants 3. maybe a witch? like one of those that live deep in the woods, i think that'd be really nice (*´‿`*) 4. i think what i usually wear is called streetwear? but if i dressed how i like, i'd wear ouji fashion :) 5. regular i had plant based milk once when i was maybe seven years old and i hated it a lot and never drank it again 6. ymmuuy...... (cereal, i haven't had it in so long!!!! :(( ) 7. knock out with blunt object, tie them up, peel off all their skin, roll them around on pavement, burn their body with fire (only a bit though so they don't die yet), yank out their nails and teeth, rip out their hair, cut off their tongue, scoop out their eyes, cut off their nose as well as their toes and fingers, then the hands and feet, forearms and calves, arms and thighs, repeat until they bleed out (open tags because i don't know who to tag (-ᴗ-;

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

mango smoothie mango smoohtie manog hisithostmeo

ymmuuuyy....

i'm making grilled chees

grilled cheese successfully made

i'll update if this goes horribly wrong because i have the cooking skills of a five year old

i'm making grilled chees

i'm making grilled chees

my entry for @t0tally-n0t-lou's dtiysss!! it's not finished but i can't work on it any further because my drawing tablet's broken :,(

bored in school wuahh

ultra fiesta mango tastes worse than mango loco :(

the sleepy won

quite sleepy if i do say so myself.

sobbing because my eye socket hurts