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A healthy person's pee is 95% water, so does that mean that Jesus can walk on piss? But then again, the other 5% isn't water. So, does that mean Jesus CAN walk on your piss, but he slowly starts sinking because the urine isn't actually water?

Is your piss quicksand for Jesus?

Can jesus turn your piss into wine?

Would you drink your own quicksand wine piss?

alright everyone we’re gonna spell out gay

Give me a G!!!

Eddie/Venom Fic Recs

For all you monsterfuckers out there <3 This one’s mostly explicit

1. Delineation by heyitsathrowaway (E)

Mostly Eddie has a pretty good handle on what’s him and what’s Venom.

2. Kiss the skin that crawls from you by dezemberzarin (E)

What’s the point?

Eddie glances around to the other people hurrying along the sidewalk, lowers his voice until he’s muttering into the collar of his jacket. “I like sex! I want to have sex again in the future, so you’ll have to find a way to deal with it.”

If you say so.

3. Vessel by linguamortua (E)

When Venom was quiet, and when he wasn’t shooting giant fucking tentacles out of Eddie’s body, Eddie couldn’t much feel his presence. Occasionally there was a flicker of something: of anger, of hunger. Right now there was nothing. So maybe Eddie had pissed him off. Or—and this was a thought that Eddie had not had before—perhaps he had hurt Venom’s feelings. He lay there, staring at the ceiling and listening to the couple banging next door. She was making a lot of noise. The blood came up his neck and face a little. And then a little more, now he knew that Venom would be able to feel it too.

4. First Contact by SageMasterofSass (E)

or, why Eddie Brock can never return to his favorite coffee shop

5. Privacy Please by eobarry (E)

ok google, how do you explain to your alien symbiote bodyfucker that you need three fucking seconds alone to jack off?

or

eddie figures out that he needs a lot less privacy than he expected.

6. will you chew until it bleeds? by brawlite (E)

Venom drags Eddie into a seedy club out of sheer curiosity. Trying to make the most of a night he didn’t choose for himself, Eddie tries to get laid. Instead, he gets mugged. Afterwards, Venom doesn’t let Eddie feel too disappointed about the missed opportunity.

7. Bakardade (Loneliness) by manosoutas (T)

Eddie is not used to loneliness. It’s his biggest fear, what used to eat him alive back when his life couldn’t be worse.

He is not alone anymore.

8. Parts That Form Us by Rikku (NR)

“I know what I – okay,” he said. He started walking a little faster, bouncing restlessly on the heels of his feet. “I shouldn’t have called you my boyfriend. Won’t happen again. Okay?”

No reply for at least two city blocks, like he was as alone as any of the rest of the people passing by him. Eddie chewed at his lip.

In which figuring things out can be tough when your jerkbag alien goo friend is as bad at feelings as you are, but they get there in the end.

It is with great joy that I must admit, after watching the sonic 06 fandub, I have reverted back to the age of 12. I will enjoy sonic without shame. Silver is my favorite character. I’m fucking free once more

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

lets play loves to make the deadly games

Touch Repulsion

Some people can touch me

Some.

People I trust

People I know really well

If I iniciate it it’s okay

But—

No.

Strangers touching me make me want to scream

People I don’t know touching me makes me very uncomfortable

People I don’t like touching me make me want to snarl and hit them away

Trapped

Obligated

Angry

Scared

Not right.

Wrong.

I have a list of people who can touch what when I say it’s okay

If someone not on the list touches me wrong I feel violated

They violated my body, but more importantly,

They violated my trust.

I am not obligated to hug you

Ask to hug me first if you don’t know me really well,

Wait until I hug you first,

Or if I know you,

I can always turn down a hug.

Pressuring me into a hug makes me want to fight or run away,

Fight or Flight

Or like I’m trapped in the hug and in my body, obligated, numb

Freeze.

Sometimes I want to snarl:

“Don’t fucking touch me”

Sometimes I’ll put my hand up in front of me with 2 knuckles out so that if you try to hug me you’re stomach will run into them.

Sometimes I want to run

Lock myself away.

If I don’t want your touch I will either react with:

Anger, aggressive defense

Fear, flight

Disassociation, numb dissconected indifference. Hey, touching my body is fine if I’m not in it, right?

If anyone touches my ass I will come around immediately with a punch

Stomach

Face

Hands

I will break them in a second

No hesitation—

I will break you.

“Don’t fucking touch me”

What you should do:

1. Ask to touch me first

2. Don’t lunge for a hug like you’re entitled

3. Don’t get in my space if I don’t know you

4. Fucking listen when I say no, if you know what’s good for you and you like your bones where they are

All-in-all: I think I might be touch repulsed

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????