It Seems The Magic World No Longer Has Enough Money For Flying Brooms…

Don’t ask, just reblog.

Remember when you watched nerdy nummies after school? Yeah I miss that...

back when you were 5 years old and you found a dead rat on the pavement 

                                                     smile with me

                                                     cry with me

                                                     fly with me

                                               you make me begin

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Want to post this scene bc I’m obsessed and you really need to hear heisenberg’s voice for full effect. Absolute fruit behaviour

*COUGH CcOugh* * WHEEZE*

Yoilet: It’s just a prank bro! This is what you and Yoilet would be in a nutshell (Sorry I had to do this) -Evolved Anon

– I APPROVE 👍👍👍 (Of the joke)

*Me as a mother in the future*

Kid: Mom, may I have a c-

Me: COSPLAY? CONVO ABOUT OTPs? CONVENTION TICKET?

Kid: Cookie?

*grumbles and mumbles as I hand over the cookie*