Drops Of Sunshine, Sounds So Nice, Doesn't It?

Venom: “LADIES AND MUDDAFUCKIN GENTLEMEN. YA BOI, THE LEGENDARY CHEEK SPREADER IS BACK AND BLACKER THAN EVER AND I’M LOOKING FOR A FRESH TIGHT CHOCOLATE STARFISH TO KNUCKLE FUCK ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR COLON AND NOW WHO VOLUNTEERS TO BE MY FIRST VICTIM”

Eddie, all the way in the back: [slowly raises his hand]

It is with great joy that I must admit, after watching the sonic 06 fandub, I have reverted back to the age of 12. I will enjoy sonic without shame. Silver is my favorite character. I’m fucking free once more

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eddie and venom are in LOVE they are cannonly MARRIED with a CHILD and if you wouldn’t fuck venom you are a COWARD

d’you think eddie ever looks down at his faucet and sees a very squished venom in his reflection.

eddie. why are you laughing eddie. what is so funny. I do not understand.

*flug dreaming about getting praise from black hat

 villainous, pilot episode

My favorite thing about Venom (2018) is Eddie’s reaction to crazy shit.

When Venom, this homicidal alien he has known for like 20 minutes and who has just used his body to slaughter some fools is like “we should rip all their heads off lol” he’s just like,,, “why?????????”

Then when Venom crashes the cars and he is like Woah I’m Not Dead™ he is just like “you know that was pretty cool” and gets so distracted he gets hit by a car

And then after learning Venom, who he got immediately attached to, was killing him, and getting kidnapped by Drake, Drake whips out a whole ass other fucking symbiote. Eddie both didn’t know he existed and knows what symbiotes are capable of. This is deadly and shocking. And he’s just like “HOLY FUCK THAT THINGS UGLY”

Then he’s back with Venom who just told him they have basically 0% chance of beating Drake&Riot. Eddie is convinced he’s going to die. And then his entire character motivation for being a hero is “fuck it”

What a relatable disaster of a human I love him he’s the most realistic protagonist I’ve seen in so long

i love her quotes @morganharpernichols

my last two braincells woke me up in a sweat last night gifting me this image