i will never understand how people have the heart to hate Jason even after they found out that his Ambrosia tastes like fucking sawdust. Ambrosia being tasty is like one single happy thing a demigod can have despite their tragic lives, because it reminds them of the home they once had, but lost. And Jason doesn't even have that, he doesn't even have a home to lose in the first place.
frank and leo fucked up their quest BAD guys
I still cannot believe that sokka had no children, the man was swimming in bitches.
And the ONLY reason I didn't say drowning was bc he's from the water tribe and they swim.
Mars, in Frank’s head: Kill Valdez.
Frank: Kiss him?
Mars: No, kill!
Frank: Yeah, I can kiss him.
Mars: KILL HIM.
Frank: I’ll do my duty for Rome and kiss that boy!
Mars:
t4t valzhang just came to my mind like sent from god
hey bro are u okay. it's just that ur classical guitar motif turned into an electric guitar for a second there. yeah like how the gods are all represented by electric instruments... i just got a little bit worried that you might be abandoning your humanity haha
i can’t stop thinking about damian potentially growing out of vigilantism and pursuing medicine. he was born surrounded by violence, raised to be thrown into battle. an assassin, a weapon, the last robin in a long line, and the first to take off the cape on his own terms
Sigh
…i just can’t take this bad writing for Damian anymore
JASON! XD Man has no filler
“Get your twink ass moving” Piper grumps, giving Leo a little shove so he will keep going down the tunnel
Leo scoffs, dragging his feet “I'm not a twink I'm bi”
“No, I'm bi today” Jason cuts in without missing a beat, pinching Leos ass as he strides out in frount if him
Leo full on stops in his tracks, buffers for a second, then perks up to jog to catch up to his husband
“Yeah your right” he concedes, lacing his fingers with the blond
“I kinda hate that they do that” Will lowly complains
Nico shrugs “Could be worse-”
“They could still be pinning” everyone else finishes together
Leo goes pink in the ears, Jason perks up like someone shook the treat bag
“Shut up!” Leo snaps, turning his head to look behind him at the rest of the group
“I'm still pinning” Jason confesses to the air, Piper groans
“We're married!” Leo complains
Jason tilts his head in question “I can't pine after you and also be married?”
“Yes!” Leo hisses “Pinning is for things you don't have”
“I don't have you in bed right now” Jason says like he's talking about the weather, Leo flushes darker and darker still, Will gags theatrically
“Please stop” Piper thankfully cuts in “I would like to keep my lunch down thank you very much”
touch starved, heat-seeking creature, and his personal furnace <3
(pov: Will)
(reading order: left to right, then down)
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