Funny Thoughts

THIS. LITERALLY I WAS SO ANGRY- The fact that camp Jupitor did it to- I just- OOOOO the hate-

Once again I am expressing how much I hate the punching line gag.

Leo, a character that's been canonically abused his whole life and struggles with major self worth issues, who'd died to save the world and has spent the last few months in the company of a person that treats him like dirt, finally comes back to the one place he felt a smidge of comfort an safety in after years of instability and hardships, and what greets him...?

A guy so mad that he didn't discuss his suicide with him first (despite him properly coming up with the plan after said guy had left the Argo) that he organizes everyone in the camp to line up and hit him, even people he doesn't know.

And he has no choice but to just laugh it off, because it's clear that no one has any sympathy for him. And Leo realizes this place rejected him too.

JASON! XD Man has no filler

“Get your twink ass moving” Piper grumps, giving Leo a little shove so he will keep going down the tunnel

Leo scoffs, dragging his feet “I'm not a twink I'm bi”

“No, I'm bi today” Jason cuts in without missing a beat, pinching Leos ass as he strides out in frount if him

Leo full on stops in his tracks, buffers for a second, then perks up to jog to catch up to his husband

“Yeah your right” he concedes, lacing his fingers with the blond

“I kinda hate that they do that” Will lowly complains

Nico shrugs “Could be worse-”

“They could still be pinning” everyone else finishes together

Leo goes pink in the ears, Jason perks up like someone shook the treat bag

“Shut up!” Leo snaps, turning his head to look behind him at the rest of the group

“I'm still pinning” Jason confesses to the air, Piper groans

“We're married!” Leo complains

Jason tilts his head in question “I can't pine after you and also be married?”

“Yes!” Leo hisses “Pinning is for things you don't have”

“I don't have you in bed right now” Jason says like he's talking about the weather, Leo flushes darker and darker still, Will gags theatrically

“Please stop” Piper thankfully cuts in “I would like to keep my lunch down thank you very much”

imagining a ten year old seeing this tweet and going “damn… i can’t retweet it” before walking away sadly and kicking a can

Chapter 1 - and i'll wait

POV Leo first two text pics and POV Jason for the last one

(i swear it'll work out)

masterlist

read left to right then down

Prologue - i'll wait 'til you love me

(pov: Will)

(reading order: left to right, then down)

masterpost

Mars, in Frank’s head: Kill Valdez.

Frank: Kiss him?

Mars: No, kill!

Frank: Yeah, I can kiss him.

Mars: KILL HIM.

Frank: I’ll do my duty for Rome and kiss that boy!

Mars:

frank and leo fucked up their quest BAD guys

Jason is so villain coded and that's why richard had to kill him off. Because if I had been used as a pawn by the gods not once but twice, when I was two years old and when I was 15 against my will, and my mom abandoned me with that express purpose giving me abandonment issues for years to come, and my older sister thought I was dead so she's moved on to better things before she found me again, and my gf broke up with me because she was questioning if our relationship was ever worth it based on fake memories she had that I didn't, and my first ever best friend died (but is actually alive), and the camp that I called my home that expected me to be their leader since I showed up as a toddler threw a brick at me the moment they suspected I was a traitor, and I was stuck at a boarding school alone miles away from the other camp I called a home etc etc all the while being THE honorable dutiful soldier I was expected to be. I would totally like. Become a bad guy. Literally there would be no other direction for my character to go. OH AND BY THE WAY i didn't even know my own birthday until I turned 16 <3 Jason would have deserved it

i can’t stop thinking about damian potentially growing out of vigilantism and pursuing medicine. he was born surrounded by violence, raised to be thrown into battle. an assassin, a weapon, the last robin in a long line, and the first to take off the cape on his own terms

leo shouldve learned how to cope with his trauma and his need for validation instead of rick slapping a girlfriend on him and calling it a day. in this essay i will-