last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
Leader-Telegram, Eau Claire, Wisconsin, October 1, 1925
REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?
THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!
I found a bunch more!!
x
I could use some 💪 luck
Share. Please. In honor or this nameless hero whom because of this letter he or she sent me, could save a life tonight.
again, my box is always open.
Happy MAR10 Day, may you avoid the Chris Pratt Mario sneaking up behind you
November will be filled with positivity.
November will be filled with kindness.
November will be filled with love.
November will be filled with money.
November will be filled with intensions.
November will be filled with productivity.
November will be filled with health.
2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I've dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april
if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is
“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”
a home to the nostalgic whispers of yesterday. (might end up as a miscellaneous blog)
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