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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

Hercules (1997) dir. John Musker & Ron Clements

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theres something about blue eyed waisian girls with a lust for revenge...

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

WILL GRAHAM IN HANNIBAL — 1.01 “AMUSE-BOUCHE”

I’m slowly becoming obsessed with FCG. Centuries old sentient easy bake oven remnant of a dead civilization sleeper agent murder machine religious convert fake legged cleric with a smoking habit a long distance partner and a flat earth conspiracy. A robot who unintentionally killed his old party with a saw arm attachment who’s mortal enemy was an immortal(?) bird name Shithead who just hated him for no reason. They slut shame like a middle aged Baptist woman and eat coins and had an existential crisis about having a soul and would have been a top poster r/AITA if it existed in Exandria. Name anyone else who is doing it like Fresh Cut Grass.